Kelly

my ex friend

You f*****g tease.

I love you so much.

I am your uber bestest friend ever ever in the whole world as you like to say.

You make me laugh.

You make me cry.

You hurt my feelings.

You cheer me up.

You say your ugly.

I say your beautiful and silly.

I know you’ve been through a huge shitstorm from your dad to losing your ex.

But listen to me and always know this.

I will always be here for you no matter what.

Cutting or killing yourself won’t bring your ex back.

You got me to unload on whenever your down.

But it wouldn’t hurt to buy a F*****G CELL PHONE YA KNOW???!?!?!?!?

Anyhoo I love it and hate when you tease me.

"Tell me about you and mandi"

"Nope I’ll never tell"

I’ll always have your back when you can’t stand or sit up.

I love it when we make fun of korey.

I hate seeing you down or talking to you when your down cause then you shut me out and it hurts.

But I swear it if you harm yourself again I will find some way to get down there and shove Scooby- Doo up your a*s!!!!

I love it when you complain about your big b***s it’s so much fun.

I love it when you say your gonna f**k whomever you choose.

I love it when you say your gonna kids with whomever lead singer your obsessed with.

I love it when you complain just about everything.

Your not a small person you’re a bigger person than your PMS-ing brother who needs Fuckface shoved up his a*s.

But anyway when I think about it you are unique.

I know I can never be close to your heart I’ll always be at arms length with you.

Your own person not someone’s toy to get beat up and abused.

If we were a couple I would make sure that I took you to prom and whatnot

And when I propose I would put the ring in the middle of an ice cream cone cause I know you’re a sucker for ice cream.

And when your half way through it I would get down on a knee and say "Kellers would you be mine?"

Love ya uber much Kellers