My F*****g Uncle

true story

MY UNCLE'S NAME IS TONY AND HE'S A FUCKHEAD.
HE'S GONE THUR 4 WIVES AND PROBABLY LEFT THEM DEEP IN DEBT CUZ HE'S AN A*****E.
LAST NIGHT I FOUND OUT FROM MY GRAN (WHOM I LOVE VERY MUCH) THAT HE DIVORCED PAM, HIS 4TH WIFE.
SHE IS NOW $30,000 IN DEBT FROM HIM AND CHECK THIS BULLSHIT OUT SHE HAS 2 PAY HIM $800 A MONTH.NOW HOW F*****G STUPID IS THAT?
EVR SINCE I WAS LITTLE HE ALWAYS SCARED ME BY SAYING "WANNA C A NEAT TRICK?" AND HE'D PULL ONE OF HIS TEETH OUT 2 SHOW ME.
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE PISSES ME OFF W/ THAT S**T.
EVEN MY MOTHER DOESN'T LIKE HIM.
I REMEMBERED LAST NIGHT HE WAS MARRIED 2 A WOMAN WHO HAD A GIRL, DANA WHO WAS SEVERLY DISABLED BUT DANA TOOK A LIKING 2 HIM.
AFTER A FEW YRS. OR MONTHS I DON’T F*****G BUT HE LEFT AND DANA WAS DEVASTATED.
PAM IS A NICE PERSON AND ALL SHE EVEN BOUGHT HIM A TRUCK AND HAD 2 TAKE IT BACK CUZ OF HER DEBT.
AND AFTER ALL THIS GUESS WHUT THAT F*****G COCKSUCKING N****R WANTS?
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I CALLED HIM A N****R EVN THOUGH HE'S WHITE HE WANTS THE BIG SCREEN T.V. AND $1,000.
B***H A*S N***A OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA CUT HIS GODDAMN C**K AND NUTS OFF W/ JASON'S F*****G MACHETE THEN I WOULD FEEL BETTER.
GOD HE'S SUCH A B*****D FROM WHEN HE WAS LITTLE UP TIL NOW.
HERE'S HOW FUCKED UP THAT LITTLE PIECE OF S**T IS:
WHEN HE WAS LITTLE HE WOULD BUY BABY CHICKS THAT WERE SOLD AT AN INTERSECTION IN HANOVER, PA (WHERE HE AND MY GRAN PLUS MY AUNT, UNCLE, & COUSINS LIVE) AND HURL THEM ON THE GROUND AND STOMP THEM 2 DEATH.(GROWLING)
AS HE GREW UP TONY BEGAN BEATING UP DOGS MALE AND FEMALE ALIKE.
HE OWNED A GERMAN SHEPARD GIRL WHO WAS PREGNANT AND I THINK HE KILLED ONE OF THE PUPPIES.
I WANNA BLOW HIS F*****G HEAD OFF W/ A 12 GAUGE AND THEN DRIVE UP 2 NY AND THROW HIS DEAD A*S IN2 THE HUDSON RIVER.
BUT ANYWAY HE'S SUCH A MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING DIRTY A*****E THAT NEEDS 2 B PUT IN THE SAME CELL AS DAVID WESTERFIELD.
(SIGHS) WELL I FEEL SOMEWHUT BETTER.
NOW I DEDICATE THIS SONG 2 HIM:
GODSMACK'S "I F*****G HATE YOU"
I F*****G HATE YOU

For everything you do, I'd like to swallow you
And everyday I'm gonna blame you
Even if you justify every f*****g bullshit lie, it only makes me want to break you

You pull me down and you crucify my name, you make me insane It's broken now, don't ever look my way, don't even think I'm playing
'Cause
I f****n' hate you
You're such a liar
I'd love to hang you
You're all the same to me

When you repeatedly take advantage of me
The only thought I get of you sickens me
Everybody knows you're fake
You're everything I f*****g hate
And I'm everything that you could never be

You pull me down and you crucify my name, you make me insane
It's broken now, don't ever look my way, don't even think I'm playing
'Cause
I f****n' hate you
You're such a liar
I'd love to hang you
You're all the same to me

I f****n' hate you
You're such a liar
I'd love to hang you
You're all the same to me
f**k you
f**k you
f**k you
f**k you

You pull me down and you crucify my name, you make me insane
It's broken now, don't ever look my way, don't even think I'm playing
'Cause
I f****n' hate you
You're such a liar
I'd love to hang you
You're all the same to me

I f****n' hate you
You're such a liar
I'd love to hang you
You're all the same to me
f**k you
f**k you
f**k you
f**k you