Memoirs Of A Misfit

back when i faked my own death online

I sit here tubes in my arms my girlfriend Sophie sitting to my left text fighting with Tina then she hands my cell off to Vincent who makes a funny face and continues the fighting.

Soon after he takes off for dinner then Sophie follows after while giving me a soft french kiss that I savor for every second our lips are together then she leaves and I sigh.

"S**t I’m writing my death letter my memoir heh and it’s gonna be longer than my dick" I say to myself with a chuckle licking my lips then wiping my mouth off.

"How to do this up? Well that’s easy: My Way" I say with a smirk.

 

Lamia I regret never having the chance to marry you and have wonderful children with you my great friend.

Abariel my ex-wife tell my daughter that her father was a great man who fought for freedom but went out with a bang even though we had our differences over Angelus and how quick you can replace me.

Woden my son I regret not being there for you as a father or friend the only advice I can give is this: never let anyone rule you over be yourself.

Angelus you deserve to be raped then you’ll know the pain shame and embarrassment of it.

Drifting you are a pathetic excuse for a human being for taking a rapist back into your arms it just goes to show what depths you’ll sink down to.

Wulf I treasure our friendship that we had and maybe someday I’ll catch you on the flip side of this s**t.

Greendayluvr you are a suck up just like Zeal.

Darc Raven King Nothing heh wow man I wanted to talk to you but you blocked me I offered you a free shot to kill me and you said it would stain your honor damn man I guess I shall still call you King Nothing.

Seth my f*****g uncle I got you figured out cause you are about four things: you use "Savvy" in every question and statement you make, making gay jokes about me which are really lame, faking your supposed "cancer" that’s like saying Michael J. Fox is cured of his Parkinson’s, and last but not least you went up to Olds, Alberta, Canada to f**k Tina and lied to your ex about not being able to get in so congratulations to you you’ve successfully moved down to the last rung on the ladder of evolution.

Silver my good pal once I get the hang of being a spirit I’ll come visit you late night and have fun :).

Lucian you’re still an a*****e.

Grim you’re a pig faced freak that should’ve died when that gun was pointed at your head.

Tina my nemesis, my enemy, my grandma ugh even that family relation sickens me you know how I feel about you all my hatred. You sicken me with your antics when your family members begin asking questions to why you have done different things to them what do you do? Run away then come back and say: "I do not have to answer any of your questions I disown you all of you for treating me in such a way" please drop the sad a*s coward routine it’s giving me hemorrhoids heh and they itch like a son of a b***h!

You getting raped at 17 must’ve done something to your brain or some s**t cause your sweet Amber got the same thing you got but she’s sugar and spice and you’re licorice and ice so stop with the "I’m Atusha" speech cause it’s older then Andy Rooney’s ballsack. You are the lowest form of a beggar cause you had to f**k the help which puts you on the same rung as Sethany.

Symitar you are a p***y b***h a*s n****r for banning me for telling the truth.

Maatkara you are no Servant Of Truth that’s my title.

Korey you’re gonna have to find a new guy to rape.

I look to my right wrist that has "Pain Is Nothing" carved in it and sigh as tears run down my face.

But I smile as another idea hits me.

I have decided to give you the people two things well three actually.

One I shall give my points to three people or one person who successfully takes out Tina, Seth, and Angelus believe the points are in the quad range.

Two I’m giving you the uncensored version of The Toy Fights Back and The Evidence Revealed since they were removed from the pages of ap.

Three Sophie told me that Dec 18 marks the year anniversary of Avarus what a great way to cause controversy I vote that there be an election for a new queen since the one we have now is hardly ever on and if there is an election have it be by fighting not politics and hold the fights in The Slaughter House please? At least honor a dead man’s last wishes.

Here’s The Toy Fights Back:

The Toy Fights Back

 

　

　

You how could you?

You threaten my younger sister threaten to kill her.

My pride and joy that makes me laugh you dare to take that from me?

You are a coward for that.

You want me dead then come down to me and do it yourself.

As long as my heart beats and my lungs take in air, I live.

You whom I showed softness.

You whom gave me back my Phoenix passion.

You who’s laugh makes me happy.

What did I ever do to deserve this bullshit you are giving me?

Why won’t you kill my Phoenix passion huh babymama answer me that.

You have low self-confidence if the only satisfaction you can get is by cybering with young boys.

Oh like a 16 year old named Zeal whose wife was Ahtemu.

Crimson whom you seduced and caused him to leave his wife Crimson Rose.

Countless others that I don’t know about s**t you’re probably cybering with a five year old.

And the phone sex you had with me? Please you faked the whole time such a shame to.

Then there’s good old Booby I mean Bobby he’s 21 so you won’t get in tooooo much trouble since he’s legal.

But all he is to me is a uniform, a sword and a gun nothing else and a real prick. Hee heeeee

Pffffffffffffffffttt you can’t separate roleplay from real life not to mention the fact you cheated on your husband who stayed loyal through all that s**t.

Now that’s a man with Phoenix passion and I respect him 110% for that.

But you I respect -110% because you live your life out as an online rpg because you’re afraid of living in the real world.

And you’re afraid of being rejected so you seduce young men like myself, Zeal, Crimson and others to do your deeds well no more will I fall for you ways.

You are a compulsive liar and a fraud.

Growing more and more pathetic by the millisecond.

 

You need to grow up and get a life and stop f*****g young boys.

Stop tearing apart families.

Stop tearing husbands away from their wives.

And if Bobby is willing to die for you then tsk he’s a fool to do that.

Don’t send a puppet to do your work do the work yourself.

I don’t want the puppet, I want the puppeteer.

Like Apollo challenging Rocky I want you.

I am Wyatt Earp and his Immortals and you are The Cowboys Gang defeated and broken of power.

I am Charles Xavier and you are Magneto defeated by my X-men.

I am God and you are Lucifer cast out of my kingdom forced to live in Hell.

I am Triple H and you are another charity case that was destroyed in my path.

I am number one and you are nothing.

I am a soldier and you are an Iraqi that has fallen victim to my M-16.

I am the Immortal Hulk Hogan and you are a victim of Hulkamania.

I am John Cena The Champ and you are a victim to the F.U.

I am The Nature boy Ric Flair and you have lost to me courtesy of my Figure 8 submission move.

I am The Deadman The Undertaker and you are but a number in my undefeated streak at Wrestlemaina.

I am John Gotti the head mob boss of New York and you are sleeping with the fishes.

I am Batman and you are just another addition to Arkham Asylum.

I am Wonder Woman and you are in the grip of my Lasso of Truth spilling all your dark secrets to the world.

I am Jedi Masters of old and you are Lords of the Sith defeated and gone forever your plague upon the galaxy forever demolished.

I am your pimp and your are my diseased-riddled b***h working the corners selling yourself cheap.

You are a fake.

You are a sham.

You are a piece of roadkill that I have just run over on the highway.

By the way if you wrecked I’d run over to see you having a seizure I’d ask "Quick what’s the number for 911?"

Now whatcha gonna do I said whatcha gonna do when the toy fights back?

 

　

Immortal Beloved

Certified DX Misfit

Now for The Evidence Revealed

　

The Evidence Revealed

 

　

Well It would seem that the bag of hot air known as BlueIsisQueenAvarus aka Bluevampyress aka OndencuiaBloodChant aka Ashreal Avarus aka Scorpiocora aka LadyBlueIcedRose aka Tina Imbery likes to meddle in other people’s relationships for starters.

But first I would like to show you all my conversation with Tina the night Immortal attempted suicide.

Bluevampyress
2 days ago
[delete ] [history] [reply] Immortal..what do you want?

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2 days ago
[delete ] [history] actually this is vincent you twit immortal is on the phone with me right now contemplating suicide

Bluevampyress:
2 days ago
[delete ] [history] [reply] Make sure he does it right. I would hate for him to fail really. And as for you..why dont you join him?

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2 days ago
[delete ] [history] ~punches your stomach hard~ you hold your tongue or i'll cut the freak in womb out of you honor or not
 

Bluevampyress

 

 

　

Back some eight months ago when my brother Immortal and her just met they were friends something she had never had.

But when she told him over the phone many times of the affairs she was having and this enraged him so because it involved friends that he knew such as Zeal, Lady Shadow, his mother Ahtemu, Lamia Luna Avaritia, Shadowed Storm Valcor, Wulf Eyez De Winter, and many others that are unknown to me or whom are afraid to come forward and admit it.

 

So enraged Immortal grabbed his laptop and wrote what would be the ultimate killjoy to his and Tina’s friendship:

The Toy Fights Back.

Now I have obtained the uncensored version of it because when he posted it back in March it was deleted by Maatkara whom is still believed to be in Tina’s back pocket.

So here it is the uncensored, uncut, unedited version of The Toy Fights Back.

The Toy Fights Back

 

　

　

You how could you?

You threaten my younger sister threaten to kill her.

My pride and joy that makes me laugh you dare to take that from me?

You are a coward for that.

You want me dead then come down to me and do it yourself.

As long as my heart beats and my lungs take in air, I live.

You whom I showed softness.

You whom gave me back my Phoenix passion.

You who’s laugh makes me happy.

What did I ever do to deserve this bullshit you are giving me?

Why won’t you kill my Phoenix passion huh babymama answer me that.

You have low self-confidence if the only satisfaction you can get is by cybering with young boys.

Oh like a 16 year old named Zeal whose wife was Ahtemu.

Crimson whom you seduced and caused him to leave his wife Crimson Rose.

Countless others that I don’t know about s**t you’re probably cybering with a five year old.

And the phone sex you had with me? Please you faked the whole time such a shame to.

Then there’s good old Booby I mean Bobby he’s 21 so you won’t get in tooooo much trouble since he’s legal.

But all he is to me is a uniform, a sword and a gun nothing else and a real prick. Hee heeeee

Pffffffffffffffffttt you can’t separate roleplay from real life not to mention the fact you cheated on your husband who stayed loyal through all that s**t.

Now that’s a man with Phoenix passion and I respect him 110% for that.

But you I respect -110% because you live your life out as an online rpg because you’re afraid of living in the real world.

And you’re afraid of being rejected so you seduce young men like myself, Zeal, Crimson and others to do your deeds well no more will I fall for you ways.

You are a compulsive liar and a fraud.

Growing more and more pathetic by the millisecond.

 

You need to grow up and get a life and stop f*****g young boys.

Stop tearing apart families.

Stop tearing husbands away from their wives.

And if Bobby is willing to die for you then tsk he’s a fool to do that.

Don’t send a puppet to do your work do the work yourself.

I don’t want the puppet, I want the puppeteer.

Like Apollo challenging Rocky I want you.

I am Wyatt Earp and his Immortals and you are The Cowboys Gang defeated and broken of power.

I am Charles Xavier and you are Magneto defeated by my X-men.

I am God and you are Lucifer cast out of my kingdom forced to live in Hell.

I am Triple H and you are another charity case that was destroyed in my path.

I am number one and you are nothing.

I am a soldier and you are an Iraqi that has fallen victim to my M-16.

I am the Immortal Hulk Hogan and you are a victim of Hulkamania.

I am John Cena The Champ and you are a victim to the F.U.

I am The Nature boy Ric Flair and you have lost to me courtesy of my Figure 8 submission move.

I am The Deadman The Undertaker and you are but a number in my undefeated streak at Wrestlemaina.

I am John Gotti the head mob boss of New York and you are sleeping with the fishes.

I am Batman and you are just another addition to Arkham Asylum.

I am Wonder Woman and you are in the grip of my Lasso of Truth spilling all your dark secrets to the world.

I am Jedi Masters of old and you are Lords of the Sith defeated and gone forever your plague upon the galaxy forever demolished.

I am your pimp and your are my diseased-riddled b***h working the corners selling yourself cheap.

You are a fake.

You are a sham.

You are a piece of roadkill that I have just run over on the highway.

By the way if you wrecked I’d run over to see you having a seizure I’d ask "Quick what’s the number for 911?"

Now whatcha gonna do I said whatcha gonna do when the toy fights back?

　

This poem sparked the fight between him and Tina which still goes on today but rewinding back a couple of months Immortal found himself involved in another fight this time with her long time friend and current lover: Seth aka crimson rose aka roseofadyingshadow.

The fight itself was a joke and Seth cheated to win and lost the match however after their fight that set off yet another feud with another current lover of her’s: Robert Parks aka Z—, aka Rackeel, aka "Wolfie".

Months would pass and the battle raged on as he would find out things about her and expose the truth about them say for the time he exposed the truth that Tina and a one Kelsey aka AKSilverMarellus, aka Silveren DrakenSire posed as slayers called Dravessa Tensire and Israfel Morbus which fueled the fire between them even more.

　

Now let’s go forward in time to June 20^th, 2006 does this date seem familiar to you people? Of course not but it is familiar to one Ashtaen Mairela Avarus and one Darius Marellus aka LordDariusMarellus oh wait I forgot one other person Tina. This is the day when Tina took Darius away from his wife Ashtaen and why did she do it? No one knows but I bet she does but of course she won’t answer any questions because she’s afraid of losing her loyal family members.

Then in about a month later her affair with Seth had come to an abrupt halt via this message

BluevampyressAvarus 8 hours ago A cold mist and breeze fills the room.......Atusha appears...defying logics of air and gravity...jaguar ever present. Eyes paled to white..Fangs sharp and hisses of displeasure..wrath barely contained... "You dare to invite someone to your chambers? I am so readily replaced? And you do this in public?!!! In MY clan??? I loved you. You were my King...Get the f**k out and don’t enter my clans anymore. Do not darken my doorways ever again...AND IF ANYONE IN THIS ROOM SLEEPS WITH ALMIGHTY LORD SETH...YOU HAD BETTER KEEP IT QUIET...OR YOU WILL FEEL MY ANGER...DO NOT FLAUNT THIS IN MY FACE. OR YOU WILL WISH YOU HAD NEVER HEARD OF ATUSHA AVARUS...IS THIS CLEAR????!!!! And Lord Seth...if your intention is to take any of my members...go ahead. I will not force them to stay..They will always be family and welcomed back.." The Queen walks up to the Lord....blood is spit in his face..jaguar growls low and lunges in just the noise...ears flatten... "You are dead to me." Swirling fog envelopes...and curls...Queen and cat fade...

And here is Seth’s reply to her outrage

crimson rose 10 hours ago The new queen of Malatrum will be Lady Silver. You all WILL respect her and love her as much as I do. And all of those that are sympathetic to Atusha and her bullshit, then leave with her. Your fate will be the same as hers.

As you can see quite short and to the point and like my brother says "The fake a*s light show was a hoot!" heh

Then going to into the month of August and the date being the 14^th a new king is revealed: Darek Osiris Ravox aka Darc Raven.

A NEW KING FOR AVARUS.....

　

BlueIsisQueenAvarus on Aug 14, 1:39

My darling children, family and friends. I have decided to take a new King. He has made me so very happy and I can honestly say you will all love he. I ask thee to be happy for me this time. Because in addition, for the first time as Queen, I am taking him as a husband. I will keep thee posted on the day of our wedding."

Teal eyes dance and sparkle...the Queen is glowing.

"May I present to thee thy new King, Lord Darc Raven. My fiance and husband to be. He whom I am so very proud of."

almost giggles but then clears her throat delicately*

"I am sorry for not acting as Queen but I feel like a schoolgirl and can honestly say no one has ever made me this happy. Long be the rule of my Lord Raven."

 

The roof top

　

Darek Osiris Ravox on Aug 15, 12:20

*As i pace the roof top, i think out load to myself* "wow... what a turn of events... A wondering bard become king... an interesting tale to write about" *sighing* "I hope i don't mess up in any way..."

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Darek Osiris Ravox on Aug 15, 12:32

*still pacing* "how is a king supposed to be? i've writen about them, but never known any enough to know how they act" *sighing again* "i can tell this is going to be a lot of work..."

Darek Osiris Ravox on Aug 15, 5:12 p.m.

Noting that he is being watched, but not wanting them to know that he has noticed them yet. Conjuring up a violin and summoning a small creature that folds a flute, both begin to play an elegant tune. the tune is one from my childhood that was played by my step-parents to help me calm down whenever i was nervous, scared, or angry.

　

I saw and heard this from Immortal way before the suicide and his removal from Avarus this sickens me to the core. This is how we reward a throne by just giving it away? That is blasphemy and upon the same night Immortal was talking to him on ap and he said to him "I would be king before you would"

Then after he removed me from Avarus I asked him why he received the throne and he said this

　

[new System Message] Darc Raven replied to your topic on ah, saying: no, it was because i had gained her trust. she first wanted me as an ambassador, but i had declised that offer. then after many more talks, she asked me to be king. and at that point also asked for us to wed.

This is how you pick a king these days by just giving it away like candy? That is most shameful matter of fact I don’t believe this bullshit I think the real reason he was made king was to push Immortal further from the throne and keep it that way.

I also believe that Seth’s comeback and her marriage was also planned from the very beginning but do I have evidence to support it? Not really no it’s just the chain of events that have transpired since Darcy that’s what Immortal calls him :) took the throne.

I believe that Seth is faking his supposed "cancer" problem I need physical evidence that he is actually sick via a picture.

As for this evidence if nothing is done about Tina Imbery then I shall go to the moderators and have them brought into this.

As for you Tina you know when you lie? Everything time you open that big stupid whoring mouth of yours!

You have gotten involved in relationships with your own children what gives you the right to interfere with whomever they choose to love?

Just because you have had bad and poor choices in lovers that doesn’t give you the god given right to mess around with other’s love affairs.

Why did you interfere with Lamia and Mensk?

Why did you send girls after Zeal knowing he was in a relationship with another girl already?

Is it because your jealous of their affairs?

And look what you made Lamia do she killed her own lover because of it!

I hold you responsible for his death.

You have no right whatsoever to interfere on other people’s lives!

You who loves a girl with multiple personalities and people say that I shouldn’t do this Trial.

Wanna know what Immortal said that night he cut himself?

"She wants it done right fine then" and he hung up.

All you do is bring pain, suffering, sorrow, and hurt to those you touch.

You cast out those whom challenge you and why?

You push those away who want answers to what you have done why?

You whom have made it totally uneasy to trust anyone anymore.

No one can trust anybody anymore because all that is happening is mistrust and deception.

When I first came on AP everybody was up in arms and when I made my claim to the throne first thing you did was send assassins and how many did you send?

Two one being your daughter Lamia and another being Lady Ilena. Lady had to decline and Lamia actually talked to me rather then carry out her duty.

She’s a smart girl destined to be a great ruler someday.

She also told me that you wanted to rule over her clan The New Elysium Army which I find interesting.

Why rule over that you already have what two clans of your own plus other clans you have protection over but no you don’t stop there.

No no you want it all don’t you all that power because you’re a power hungry queen I see that you have taken back ownership of Avarus what are you going to do now? Spread your fatness over the nation and take control of it all?

 

Half the people who know you have given up on you because your drama is so boring.

You’re never online.

You never answer your cell phone which folks by the way is 1 403 507 0212 :) it’s in Canada so make sure you use your cell phones.

I bet your husband doesn’t even know the s**t your causing.

His number by the way is 1 403 556 7392 :) ask for Mike which is also in Canada Olds, Alberta.

Face it your losing your empire.

Your popularity.

Your name.

Your sanity.

Your willpower.

Your edge.

Your rule.

Your loyalists.

Your children.

Your faith.

You are a washed up fraud whom gives a position away like candy to a baby.

I have said enough I must take my leave for now I shall return this weekend but his gf, Enigma will be online till saturday.

　

In closing I would like to say a little more since this is on page 15 heh told ya it was gonna be longer than my dick :).

I am the Wizard of the Word that’s what you heard and anything else is quite absurd- Run-DMC.

If I burn I’m gonna singe.

But hey if I could turn the clock of time back would I do it any differently?

Pffftttt F**k no n***a you must be crazy! Hehe

Now the moment you’ve been waiting for!

The never-before-seen interview of Tina with Matt Lauer!

A huge overweight Tina sits in a green chair her fat hanging off the sides and back not to mention the floor she stuffs her face with Cheese puffs and chips as Matt sits across from her trying to hold back his lunch.

"So Mrs. Imbery can you tell me a little about yourself?" he asks coughing slightly as she smothers a Little Debbie Cupcake into her mouth.

"Well I’m great Matt pleasantly plump" she answers farting for 30 seconds.

"Ah well how did this happen to you?" he asks waving a hand for a grip to turn on the ventilation system.

"Matt this happened to me because I had sex with so many guys and I became lonely so I turned to Little Debbie and Utz for comfort" she says shaking with makes her rolls look like an earthquake causing Matt to puke in his mouth then spit over the left side of his chair.

"Wow quite a story what can you tell me about Immortal Beloved?"

"He is nothing to me I once held him dear now he is nothing to me" she says burping and farting once again.

"Wow what did he do to you?" Matt asks waving his hand in front of his face cause her breath smells like rotten eggs.

"Well Matt he hurt my stuffings" she says breaking into sobs and Matt reaches for a tissue box and leaning over he wipes away her crumbs and tears then she pulls him into her mountainous form.

"Oh Matt I didn’t know you cared about me!" she cries smearing her rolls all into him as he fights the urge not to barf on her.

"I don’t ma’am I was just helping out" he groans feeling the urge to puke.

"You do care!" she squeals spreading her fat legs apart and bats fly out from under including a family of ferrets.

"No not like that!" Matt says puking hardcore all on her face and fragments of pizza, chips, milkshake are evident.

"Oh Matt spray me again" she says shaking her rolls and he does bringing up his breakfast which consisted of eggs, bacon, toast, sausage, and milk.

"Now f**k me Matty my boy" and she forces Matt down into her smelly p***y.

"No please no!!!" he begs as he disappears between her rolls never to be seen again.

　

Now one last time I’ll do it and you’ll never see it again anywhere else.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by your good friends at D Generation X who would like to remind you that if you ain’t down with that we got two words for ya:

　

SUCK IT!!!!!

This is The Certified DX Misfit aka Immortal Beloved signing off forevermore may my legacy find it’s way to another and continue my ways.