Kulzacks Entry #3

Very recently the kulzacks have adapted the habit of stacking things. At first I was quite happy with this change, I had a free maid service twenty-four hours a day. But lately it's gotten out of control. I started the day waking up with a small pain in my side. After rubbing my eyes for a bit so my vision de-blurred I noticed something rather alarming. There, on my side, was my cellphone, and my book bag, and my nightstand, in that order. How the kulzacks are so good at stacking I have yet to figure out. How they picked up my nightstand being only half a foot tall is another mystery that confounds me.

To add more to the description of the kulzack, kulzacks have bald heads and necks. But have what look to be giant eye-brows. I say "looks to be" since on a number of occasions i've seen them move. Not in the normal "up and down" way, in the "picks up sticks and makes snowballs" way. Also, the kulzacks have very good throwing arms......