The Kulzacks, the biography on life

Still in researching

a kulzack are the the ones with the furry scales
they eat your pinky toes then regrow them before you wake up
but they also make cutlery exist. with out them we lose our spoons and forks, even sporks
with out them life as we know it would cease
so we must find them
and make our cutlery exist again
but insane people cant find them. no matter how hard they look for them
also when they cant get to you pinky toes they'll settle for a little bit of your ear lobe
that wont grow back and that's why people have danglely ones

so help me find the kulzacks if you're indeed sane

Reviews

[xjust-for-me.x]

humorous and i enjoyed it.