How i Became A Zombie

A Story by Horselvvr

Zombies!!

The first time i tasted human flesh was accidental. However, once i tasted it, i couldn't get enough of it! This was when Mad Cow Disease had just started, so i didn't know you could eat people without having to kill them. I invited my worst enemy over, then killed her and pigged out. She tasted so good! Soon after that, the zombies came to my city. When i saw the first zombie kill, it was so exciting! I really wanted to be a zombie, but i didn't want to be eaten. Finally, one snuck up on me and got me. It actually wasn't that bad, but when i became a zombie it was magical! I ran all over, even going into people's houses. I started in South Carolina, but i started moving west, eating everyone i could. I did have to be careful of the zombie killers, but other wise i was afraid of no-one. I think they got me in the carnival footige of Zombieland, but i quickly left. Now I'm in California, but don't be afraid to come outside, i dont mind...