I want to be asleep now,
I want to be in bed,
I want to lay down now,
The pillow on my head.
I took a fistful of aspirin,
Thinking it was late,
But as I began to try to sleep,
I started to hallucinate.
I thought I saw a heard of sheep,
In some random field.
One of them came up to me,
He said his name was Bob,
I sat there and watched him silently,
As he ate corn-on-the-cob.
I hear someone at the door,
I wonder who it could be.
Hopefully it’s someone who will catch me if I OD.
So now it’s really late,
And while I should be asleep.
I'm far away from bed,
It's so sad that all I have
Is the random crap in my head.