Mrs McGilvray's Minching MachineA Story by Scott HinchlyMrs McGilvray is a loner, the type of person that everyone in town knows but no one ever speaks to. Mrs McGilvrays passion is her mincing machine and she uses it to mince most any old thingHave you ever seen someone mincing a cow? I did once and I can tell you it’s foul. Mrs McGilvray had a mincing machine And she used it for mincing most any old thing. She minced old tyres and the neighbour’s cat A bike and a chair and a bag full of rats. No one knows why she minced like she did, But I heard a story she once minced a kid. She lived down the street in a rundown old shack, With a rusty old car and a dog out the back. She minced in the night and she minced in the day And she’d mince anything that got in her way. She minced rotten pumpkins and two week old meat, She minced my old sandshoes and a postman called Pete. Then one day it happened, she looked all around But there was nothing to mince anywhere to be found. Not and old smelly shoe or a stale loaf of bread, She had minced everything including her bed. The only thing left was the dog out the back Asleep in the yard on a flea ridden sack. She tried to catch him to mince him as well But tripped on a rock and downward she fell. Straight in the top of the mincing machine And that was the end of her dog mincing scheme. Now Mrs McGilvray has never been seen, Since the day that she fell into her mincing machine. But every so often in the darkness of night When everything’s silent and the moons shining bright, You may hear a clunk or strange grinding sound As the gears in her mincer spin slowly around. But don’t be afraid it’s only the breeze Wisping around as it blows through the trees. Now if anyone asks you if a minced cow you’ve seen You can tell them about the mincing the machine That Mrs McGilvray used night and day To mince everything that got in her way. Just down the street in a rundown old shack With a rusty old car and a dog out the back. © 2012 Scott Hinchly |
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Added on July 26, 2012 Last Updated on July 26, 2012 AuthorScott HinchlyNSW, AustraliaAboutVenturing into the world of writing children's stories and picture books more..Writing
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