Envious

Basically one of the bitchiest, most gloating things I've ever written without being overly furious, hope you enjoy cus I did :P

Yes I do enjoy van drivers wolf whistling
and making married men turn from their wives.
And I do enjoy guys making excuses to pick me up
and not looking me in the eye whilst I try to talk.
I enjoy all these things because they do not happen to you.

 

Yes I do enjoy making all our friends laugh
and being able to wink cheekily at our teachers.

And I do enjoy everyone saying I'm cute when I mess up

and how they take back all insults at my puppy dog eyes.
I enjoy all these things because they just don't happen to you.

 

Yes I do enjoy people copying my homework

and staring at me gormlessly after I speak.
And I do enjoy being able to talk down "the experts"

and tutoring our class mates throuh exams.
I enjoy all these things because they just won't happen to you.

 

So remind me,
oh concieted fool,
oh parader of idiocy,
oh queen of blissful ignorance,
Who is envious of who?

Reviews

[Philosophile. (Maddy)]

Quite a piece here. I love how blunt this is and how the ending reveals that you're having a conversation with someone accusing you of being envious. Though I don't enjoy car guys whistling, I want to run them over grr.