Cambridge Paradise

Written by Helenn P. Gutierrez, class of 2010 Cambridge Academy (MLEC). With the editing of M. Alfonso De Jesus Gutierrez; her brother. This was greatly inspired by Amish Paradise as well as Gendo�s Paradise.

Do you wanna tell me what this is all about?

 

As I walk through the hallway where I harvest my grades

I take a look at my friends and realize they are so lame

But that’s just perfect for a Cambridge like me

Ya know I shun fancy things like sports and P.E.

At seven thirty in the morning I’m taking test

Lil’ Isana gets A’s and we are all depressed… fool!

And I have been testing’ and A’cin’ so long that

Even teachers think that my mind is gone

I’m a girl of the Nerds I’m into discipline

Got a pen in my hand and coffee on my chin

But if you complete your homework, and I complete mine,

Then we’ll have a nice break like we did last time

 

We been studying for most our lives

Aim through College into paradise

We got F’s once or twice

Aim through College into paradise

We let each other sacrifice

Aim through College into paradise

We sell frames at an insane price

Aim through College into paradise

 

A freshman came, to my classroom last week

I didn’t smile at him ‘cause he’s a useless whiny geek

I really don’t care in fact I wish him well

‘cause having Ms. Forteza seems to be some kind of hell

And he ain’t never punched Ms. Evans even if she deserved it

She is a teacher with a ‘tude

You know that’s unheard of

She can lock you out, but she looks good in black

In fact compare to her Physics looks almost dead… fool

If you come to visit better bring a coupla tissues

Even Ms. McKinney, won’t be enough for our issues

But we aren’t really quaint so please don’t point and stare

We are just completely obsess

 

There are Walpoles, Kynerds, Mendolias too

And the single brilliant me

A bunch of textbook cases for

My college internship

 

 

We been studying for most our lives

Aim through College into paradise

We’re just plain and simple geeks

Aim through College into paradise

There comes the time to throw the dice

And aim through College into paradise

Then you will see we don’t play nice

We’ll aim through College into paradise

 

Petting to the teachers, making study tables

Made the first on Monday, soon I’ll make another!

Think I’m really nerdy?

Think I ain’t got no moves?

Well I know I’m a million times as smart as Catala!

I’m the scheming player foolish geeks want to be like

In my chair day and night watching chessboard playing in my mind

So don’t complain don’t be whiny

Or else my son, you’ll end in checkmate like that little Heinie

 

We been studying for most our lives

Aim through College into paradise

We have been spending days and nights

Aim through College into paradise

There be no cool kids just nerds like me

Aim through College into paradise

But you’d probably think it bites

After College in my paradise

 

Reviews

[Inigmas]

Nice Pun!! I didnt really expect something like that, totally different from everything Ive ever seen. You just might be the next Weird Al.

[Rocker-Tomboy 15]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is THE funniest poem ever!! Good job!!!XD- HYU-CHAN