The latest fashion trend is here!

This is just something I wrote for class. It turned out as more of a commercial.

The latest fashion trend is here!
Worn by respected celebrities like Miley Cirus and Justin Beiber, this new breakthrough will never fail to get you a new Bae!

The days of tight, life draining jeans are over!

All you have to do to pull off this hot look is find the largest pair of old lady jeans in your grandmother's closet and gran an inexpensive Gucci belt.
Don't forget those embarrassingly stained pink boxers you've been stowing away!

Slip your newly obtained Gucci belt carefully through the tiny loops of your jeans and don your stylish new outfit.
Eight holes in your belt?
You only need one!
Put the prong though the loosest hole, and you're nearly done.

Make sure your fashionable jeans fall below your buttocks in the back, completely defeating the purpose of a belt.

And remember, the saggier, the better!