Abhi's 13 Predicaments

Unless the girl follows this, they cannot be with Abhi Satya.

1.     Abhi’s girl needs to call him master at the dance

2.     Abhi’s date needs to follow him at all times without question unless the master says otherwise.

3.     The girl must match Abhi in order to be his date.

4.     Girl must buy corsage and boutonniere.

5.     Girl must pay for tickets and dinner.

6.     Girl drives Abhi

7.     Abhi picks place and time to go to charity ball.

8.     Neither the girl nor her friends are allowed to bother Abhi when he is busy.

9.     Abhi gets free handies.

10. If Abhi wants a public sex tape, the girl must oblige.

11. The girl must cook dinner the night before the dance.

12. The girl cannot wear heels or bring up Abhi’s height.

13. The girl cannot speak in public unless told to do so by Abhi.

Author's Note

This is the Law