Argument 1

Boy: why is it so hard for us to keep from fighting over the littlest of things

Girl: Because we're not meant to be together and you made that perfectly clear

Boy: don’t make me

Girl: I'm not

Boy: but you are, why are you acting this way

Girl: you made me this way

Boy: I'm sorry

Girl: sorry isn't going to fix this broken relationship as well as my shattered heart

Boy: well what do you want me to do then huh

Girl: I want you to just leave me alone and go back home to your mother and forget that I ever existed  

Boy: I'm sorry but that’s not possible

Girl: STOP saying sorry, besides you already did

Boy: did what

Girl: forget about me

Boy: I could never

Girl: oh but you did, and that’s okay I learned to move on

Boy: what do you mean

Girl: I mean, I learned to love with a broken heart

Boy: what do you mean

Girl: forget it

Boy: no, I won't forget it, what the hell do you mean

Girl: I mean I'm in love with someone else

Boy: who, you can't be. because then that would mean you never

Girl: I never what truly loved you just like you never truly loved me

Boy: Stop STOP I did truly love you

Girl: so you did and then after that point you just stopped

Boy: that is not what I mean

Girl: then what do you mean huh what do you mean you left me to get hurt in this cold, cold world

Boy: I did not

Girl: tell me the truth

Boy: don’t you ever just hate how honest we are with each other

Girl: yes, I do, but just tell me

Boy: what do you want me to say, do you want me to say how terrible your cooking is, how you cant carry a tune, how you flat iron your hair and smell as if you're burning it off, or how about how you have bad morning breath or ooh what about the way you sneeze

Girl: you monster….

Boy: but at the end of the day I love you all of you I love your bad breath, I love how you try to cook, I love your ugly sneezes and the burning of your hair and stuff. I love you yet here you are telling me you no longer love me and yet again I'm the monster.

Girl: I'm sorry..

Boy: sorry is not going to do it remember

Girl: I know which is why I'm sorry, but I'm still leaving you

Boy: wait what

Girl: ha-ha you really don’t get it

Boy: get what

Girl: * throws pictures at him*

I do love you I really, really do. but somehow you cant see that, I hate myself because I know no matter what I will always love you, and by the way he's not real, so have fun with your new girl, bud.