Chuck America was sitting in a council, yawning widely, not paying attention to Aban Iraq, who was giving a lecture on the amount of gas each country should be using each year.
Aban was saying while glaring at Chuck, “Some of us go way over the limit with gas, contributing greatly to global warming from things like car exhaust, factories, etc. The money these countries spend on gas is why their economies are being destroyed.”
This caught Chuck’s attention, and he made a decision. He stood up and yelled, “I declare war against all countries who have a large supply of oil! It starts now!”
“Why can’t you get oil from your own country? Alaska has plenty!” Aban argued.
Chuck replied, “It’s too much work. It’s easier to just get it elsewhere.”
“You’d be wasting even more money on this war and completely demolishing your economy!”
Chuck ignored him and shot him in the shoulder, thus starting the third World War.