Face

This one is a silly drunken thing I did. It was totally random and not thought out at all. On that note, let's get drunk!

I'm going to come clean with you right the f**k now!

These are the typings of a man, who while even typing this, is quite drunk.

I even plan on being more drunk by the time this is done.

So now that we have that out of the way, here's a f*****g story.

One day, I saw this c**k sucking mother f****r just sitting there on this bench, right.

Proceeding to see this b***h assed c**t I walk over to him, and I'm like, "Doge, what the f**k are you doing just sitting

there?"

He just stares at me with his face.

This f*****g face, man.

I swear.

You'd bash this face if you saw it.

Anyway...

Sorry.

I'll continue in a second.

Time for another shot.

...

Right!

So this face starts making noises at me.

It said, "Why? Can't I just sit here?"

I look at this f*****g face.

This face.

Man, this face thinks he's clever.

I say back to this damned face, "Face, I don't have time for you to answer my question with another question."

Then I slammed my bottle, full of rum, on said face.

Now I'm in jail just sitting here.

Don't you f*****g ask me why!

You know why I'm just sitting here.

SEE FACE!

WAS THAT SO GODDAMNED HARD!?

Author's Note

Feel free to review this, but I already know it's horrible.