Hawaii in the Raptor's Claws

Early on the morning of october eighth 2007citizens of Hawaii where plunged into a forced evacuation of state by psudo-world leader and tyrannical dictator Madren.  

Citizens were forced to abandon their homeland for the safety of Amsterdam (the leader of which is also the leader of Hawaii).  Before leaving they were forced of dispose of  "illegally obtained"  coffee.  This move made by fuhrer Madren is particulary  hypocritical considering her stash of similarly obtained coffee often seen in her office in Nazi Germany (which, mind you, is located differently and not in any way associated with modern Germany, an upstanding state).

Here I raise three important questions:  1) Should we obey such an obviously corrupt, tyrannical, and obviously hypocritical leader?   2) If our coffee surplus was deemed illegal, then should the same not apply to fuhrer Madren?  3) Should we so willingly abandon our land when we as citizens of the "free" world have unalienable and universal right to it?

If you cannot answer these questions then I fear that fuhrer Madren has already won the right to your independance and the free status of your country.  Just think, it was possible for Madren to overtake Hawaii because of our small population and lack of an official army.  But if you think your sheer numbers can overpower her, you are wrong.  Her overpowering ego and psychotically warped sense of self allow her to challenge any mortal army.

However there is one force that lies just outside our world (yet within our reach) that may be able to overtake her, Overlord Byrd, who now holds her position as fuhrer in the palm of his hand.  We must come together as a whole and appeal to him for the removal of tyranny from our lives.  Or will you take the cowardly approach and use suicide (a forced removal of yourself from the world) to escape the raptor's claws and ascend to the ethereal plane?  It is not as if our world's suicide rate has not risen to dramatic rates in her second year as fuhrer.

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[Kathryn]

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