Deadlines make me strongerA Poem by Harbringer101 Agonies of the WriterDEADLINES ONLY MAEK MEH STRONGAH. (Or: how to be a decent writer.)
1. Blame whomever you want, it’s still not good enough. 2. Read 3. Deny truth and believe only fiction. 4. Read 5. Who gives an a*s about deadlines anyway? 6. Read 7. Blame Word. Doc. 8. Read 9. Sleep is for the weak. 10. Read 11. Get a handle on ‘Garden of the forking paths.’ 12. Read 13. Get confused about ‘Garden of the forking Paths.’ 14. Read 15. Give up on Garden of the forking Paths.’ 16. Read 17. Write. 18. Read 19. Write more. 20. Read 21. Fall asleep at the f*****g keyboard. 22. Read 23. Nobody likes the critic. 24. Read 25. Everyone loves the critic. 26. Read 27. No one can find a critic. 28. Read 29. Your best work cannot even compare to the asshair of JR. Tolken, Toole, Burgess, or Zeta. 30. Read 31. This is fact. 32. Read 33. Who needs sleep anyway? 34. Read 35. Question things. 36. Read 37. Lie. 38. Read 39. Five days after the due date is still an acceptable due date. 40. Read 41. Be very good at bullshitting. 42. Read 43. Forgot yourself. 44. Read 45. Hate things. 46. Read 47. Hate yourself. 48. Read 49. Believe in nothing. 50. Read 51. Hope. 52. Read 53. Fall from it. 54. Read 55. Land in denial. 56. Read. 57. Run. 58. Read 59. Faster. 60. Read. 61. Farther. 62. Read 63. Don’t stop. 64. Read 65. Keep going. 66. Read 67. Outpace it. 68. Read 69. Never stop. 70. Read 71. Never submit. 72. Read 73. Nothing is sacred. 74. Read 75. No one is safe. 76. Read 77. It catches up in the end. 78. Read 79. Leave your mark. 80. Read 81. Leave your impression. 82. Read 83. Memories are all they have. 84. Read 85. Weep 86. Read. 87. Read. 88. Read. 89. Read. 90. Read. 91. Read. 92. Read. 93. Read. 94. Read. 95. Read. 96. Read. 97. Read. 98. Read. 99. Read. 100. Now you write. 101. Now you see. 102. Now you end. © 2014 Harbringer |
StatsAuthorHarbringerOakland, CAAboutI'm relatively new to writing, and have much to learn. I've dabbled in short stories before, and always had a live for the written word, and it is on this site that I wish to express such fondness. more..Writing
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