Please steal my Identity

Hey please take my identity

steal my bad credit report

fix all the issues with tact

resort to thievery of numbers

All of my paperwork is right here

all prepared neatly for you

please steal it

what else will you need

I will supply it with copies

take all the debt and kiss it

tenderly caress my bad decisions

lovingly right all my wrongs

oh wait you want good credit

well in that case, been nice talking to ya

Reviews

[Brandon S. Whitten]

Good read, write and laugh.

[Holly Mason]

glad for the laugh
thank you fine sir

[Dhaye]

Haha! Can I steal the words and tell them to somebody? Lol. :)

This is something cute and funny. Love it! :)

[Holly Mason]

sometimes funny is needed...*)
thank you for the visit

[Sami Khalil]

This gives you an excellent credit in my world...A very good one...:)

[Holly Mason]

thank you fine sir...much

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome fine lady...:)

[Girl Friday (Sarah W.)]

A clever piece indeed. I'm sure a lot of people feel this way. The good thing about what you have written is that all these 'wrongs' can be righted given enough time; actually, all wrongs in life can be righted given enough time and perserverence. The first step is always admission...

I liked the flow of this piece, and the way that you so easily brought together the wording and phrasing of this one to keep your idea throughout. You have created something interesting and witty.

[Holly Mason]

thank you more just a smile needed...*)

[Just Kim]

This is too funny, love this write : )

[Holly Mason]

thank you much tabbycat

[Shivam Murari]

How... I have no words Holly. It is funny, it has message, it has emotion, how did you manage these three heavy things in this small poem! Very nice!

[Holly Mason]

thank you very much...smiles are the best *)

[Shivam Murari]

definitely :)

[Angi]

Ha! Oh Holly. This had me laughing!

[Holly Mason]

well let's put Steve on ice and charge away hahahahahah*)*)*)
thank you fine lady

[Angi]

Ha! You are bad!! I do still like him, ya know! Except when he snores...

[Constance Payne]

I love this....that is one thing that having bad credit is good for; other people cannot make it worse. :) Too Funny.

[Holly Mason]

Thank ya kind lady...truly*)

[icelandicblue]

This is funny...ah to turn the tables would be priceless. Serves em right. Thanks for the laugh.

[Holly Mason]

thanks for letting me make ya laugh*)

[alter]

I chuckled. I enjoyed the bare-all hidden away in an identity theft rant. Very well written and excellently worded.

[Holly Mason]

glad for the chuckle nice meeting you this evening
thank you for reading much*)