Multiple Choice

Multiple Choice

A Poem by Holly Mason

A new dating site is here...                                      (*please read disclosures*)
Multiple Choice...
Question1-
What do you expect out of a relationship?
a.one night of romance
b.something lengthy but without soul mate status
c.soul mate status

Question2-
How do you prefer your partner?
a.female
b.male
c.some of both

Question3-
Why love now?
a.lonely
b.my mother wants me to
c.have no idea

Question4-
When was your last relationship?
a.never had one
b.recent within a year
c.last night do not recall their name

Question5-
Do you prefer mustard or ketchup?
a.ketchup
b.mustard
c.both

Now to review your answers-
if you answered A to any question-you need a partner that is witty,kind,stable and single
if you answered B to any question-you need a partner that is sturdy,a giver,wise and powerful
if you answered C to any question-you need a partner that is wild,co-dependent,weak and trashy
if you answered A, B, or C to any question-all of the above apply


*any person believing this needs to realize that- this is all bull...only YOU truly know what YOU want
**love is never this easy
***you will be billed a monthly fee of $.05 that is all this is worth

© 2013 Holly Mason


Author's Note

Holly Mason
and thank you for taking our survey*)

loved that dang car..

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Lol, none of the above, I want to keep what little sanity I have left....funny Holly.

Posted 12 Years Ago


Holly Mason

12 Years Ago

thank you and I forgot the darn none of the aboves...glad you didn't
and every once in awhile.. read more
Frieda P

12 Years Ago

Ha no problemo! You made me laugh, I'll double that ;-)
"my mother wants me to"

:)

Posted 12 Years Ago


Holly Mason

12 Years Ago

well in most cases they at least think they know what's best*)mine is watering her garden as I type .. read more
no, I want someone who has never really done this sort of online dating before, somone who like long walks on the beach at sunset, beautiful fires in the fireplace with hot cocoa and my all means, I value Honesty ! Honest ! ;-)

Posted 12 Years Ago


Holly Mason

12 Years Ago

honesty is always the best honest answer*) thank you so much for reading
Paul Seaman

12 Years Ago

yes, but my experience is people want more than they are willing to give. Perhaps the real answer i.. read more

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Holly Mason
Holly Mason

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