Ode to Noodlehead's Missing Head

It's gotta be somewhere

Ode to Noodlehead’s Missing Head

                  

The pasta used to have a face

The pasta also had a head

And somehow after she lost it

The pasta still wasn't dead

 

Whether in linguine or tortellini

Pastas need a face to cry

It’s sad indeed how Noodlehead

Lost her nose, lips, and eyes!

 

It wasn't shoddy cropping

Her profile picture’s serious

Some mental patient hacked it off

When she was still delirious

 

She stumbled and she bumbled

Tripped and fell and dropped her brain

It’s funny how so many think the

Mental patient was the one to blame

 

I mean, I might be off my rocker

And might’ve pushed my gran off hers too

But it’s still unfair all this profiling

I escaped and had nothing else to do!

 

The truth is, she is just too clumsy

She dropped something important while named Noodlehead

And she lost her face, for it was on it!

Noodlebumble(ing clutz) now instead!  :D

 

 

Reviews

[s y e]

Hahahahahaha, this made me laugh so much. Definitely made my day, dude. Has to be one of thee funniest tributes to me I've read and one I will cherish. I'm definitely off my rocker, don't doubt about it

thanks writing this one for me. :-) I do appreciate and seems like you had fun. :-)

[Gurglesnarch van Caasi]

Haha I'm happy you enjoyed it! I did have some fun :D
Also, I hope you find your head soon :)