Very Proper English...?

What is what is what is what?

So toss the what and trash the who. 

I'm sick of all your garbled this

And that is this and that is rude

So learn some stuff and speak some things

For stuff to learn is clearly here

And there is nowhere anyway, 

So write stuff better - be more clear

Don't add contractions to the mess

When you already vomit blah 

The blandest interesting thing you wrote

Was deleted just for whaaa....

Wait, hold up, are you not listening?

To my note to help you write?

It isn't like I'm hypocritical

Or maybe that I just be might

Don't swap up words - it's so confusing

Can't you speak the English way?

Say WHAT you haven't learned a thing??

...Just disregard all that I say. 

Author's Note

Just for fun :)

Reviews

[jacob erin-cilberto]

this is great fun for me, being an English teacher...i love the contradictions...


those who criticize harshest need to look in their own backyards...hypocrites they are....


i like how you use vague language to gripe about vagueness in writing...

it's those things then end up somethings that become nothings.

lots of fun

[Gurglesnarch van Caasi]

Thank you for the review! I'm pleased you enjoyed it!

[Frieda P]

Ha I thought I was going to have to read this with my pinky's up....not so proper is it, why don't you tell us how you really feel and stop p***y footing around.....fun read. ;-)

[Gurglesnarch van Caasi]

Haha glad you liked it :)

[Frieda P]

Ha, smiling here, good one :-)

[Frieda P]

Did you write it about moi? ;-P haha

[Gurglesnarch van Caasi]

Haha No, ma'am, just to whom it may concern ;) and everyone else!

[Frieda P]

Haha just checkin to make sure. ;-)

[Sami Khalil]

A very good proper write in English...Thank you for sharing properly...:)............................

[Gurglesnarch van Caasi]

thank you very much!

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome...:)......................

[s y e]

Kinda make me laugh a little bit to be fair.... This was a fun read, definitely made me smile. :) I learnt something.... It was, um... um... erm, well, you know.... HA!

LOVED!

[Gurglesnarch van Caasi]

:D I'm glad it brought a smile to your day, that always makes me happy! Thank you for the review my Pasta Friend!