Chapter 0: Character Creation

God: Hello Kyouya!~ Congratulations on your death!~
Confetti falls on me and I'm confused as to why this person in front of me radiating flamboyance is cheering. My name is Kyouya Kurogami and I think I just died and this person in front of me is my eternal punishment. He's dressed in drag and has way too much makeup on.
Kyouya: Please forgive me. Is it because I didn't do the laundry?
God: Well aren't you a mood killer. Let me introduce myself. I am God.
Kyouya: ... You sure this ain't hell?
God: Do I look like a devil to you?
Kyouya: You look a lot scarier.
God: How rude, but I'll forgive you for having a pretty face.
I felt a chill.
Kyouya: So what now? If you're god then prove it.
God: Well if you insist, Kurogami Kyouya, age 17, born December 25th, oh Christmas how nice. You've been single all your life despite being relatively popular. You own a Motorbike despite not having a license, and your porn is located-
Kyouya: ALRIGHT I GOT IT. Hell... or heaven? Considering you're here.
God: There is no heaven or hell for you. You've done well during your life and collected lots of karma.
Kyouya: Karma?
God: You're viable for reincarnation and all the good deeds have become Karma Points. You can use these to become more proficient or learn new skills in your next life.
Kyouya: Is it like a mastery system for a game?
God: Exactly! Now off you go.
Kyouya: Wha-?
I drop into a hole like a cartoon character.
Kyouya: Bastaaaaaaaard!
I see nothing but blackness. I guess the fall knocked me out. Or I'm dead again. Hopefully I'm dead so I can kick God in his crotch when I see him again. Oh no wait I'm growing conscious. You are spared my wrath, God.
Kyouya: Ah hell, that was a trip. Where am I?
I look around and see trees and a river. A screen pops up in front of me, with the words, "Please create your character."
Kyouya: There's quite a variety of things here. It looks like it costs Karma Points. According to that guy I should have some because of my previous life. Let's see how much I have.
I look at the bottom of the screen and am baffled. I don't remember helping a lot of people.
Kyouya: 90,500 KP... How did I get this much? Was I some sort of saint without knowing? Come to think of it... How did I die?
I guess it doesn't matter since I, well, died. Certain classes I can pick cost KP it seems. Adventurer is the weakest costing no KP. Chosen one is obviously the strongest costing 10,000 KP. I'm not sure I'd want to spend KP so easily on things though.
Kyouya: If I were a chosen one then I'd probably get roped into something stupid. Let's see if there's something in the sorta middle I can pick. I don't wanna be too strong, but I don't wanna be a weakling either.
I scroll around the list and find something I think would be cool.
Kyouya: A Ninja, huh? That's something I've wanted to be as a kid.
NINJA: Special abilities include, STEALTH, INFINITE STAMINA, NIGHT VISION
Kyouya: Stealth I can use to avoid trouble. Infinite stamina can be good if I work a job or need to run away. Night vision could be useful for seeing monsters. This is pretty much a game so I doubt there aren't monsters.
I spent 2,500 KP to be a Ninja. Another window pops up. KP can be turned into Skill Points for status upgrade, 1 KP = 1 SP. The doesn't seem to be a limit to stat points so I'm guessing there must be ways to train naturally. I'll put 500 in all my stats and 1,000 in speed.
Kyouya: I'm a Ninja after all.
Kurogami Kyouya: Level 1
Class: Ninja
STATS
Str:510
Def:510    
Int:510
Dex:510    
Spd:1010
Lck:510
My current KP: 84,500
Kyouya: I guess I'm pretty strong, but I have nothing to compare to. Maybe I should look for a monster. I am in a forest after all.