The Mighty Crocodile

I wrote this for school in my Theater Arts Class and had to preform it... :)

I am the mighty Sarah; I bring great fear to all.
People even look up to me, but that's because I'm tall.
Yes I am the brave one; nothing makes me shake,
until I saw this crocodile swimming in the lake.

Fear the mighty crocodile, for it brings fear to me.
Run away from the great big crocodile, it's as dangerous as can be.

I was determined to keep my title, determined to be strong.
I walked up to that crocodile, but something did go wrong.
His teeth were long and sharp, and his breath smelt like poop!
It was then I knew his plan was to turn me into soup.
I backed away real slowly; I said I meant no harm.
But then that big old crocodile had just ripped off my arm!

I can’t believe he did that! Hey, that's my arm, you suck!
I felt my anger approaching, and now he's out of luck.
I punched that stupid crocodile; yeah I punched him on his head.
But then that sly old crocodile ate me, now I’m dead.

That was in my past, and yet you see me now.
I guess I am quite different, and now you will see how.
Even though I am dead, it seems as if I'm not.
I live each day the same, showing the goodness I was taught.

I work at a pet store. Hey don’t laugh, it pays!
I could make more money than you, if I worked for days and days.
Sadly I can’t work very much, since someone ate my arm.
I’m nice to all the animals, so I will be safe from harm.

Fear the mighty crocodile, for it brings fear to me.
Run away from the great big crocodile, it's as dangerous as can be.

Now that I have thought about it, being scared ain't so bad.
I used to sit at home all night, and I wasn't even sad.
Besides I am only scared of one thing, nothing else makes me cry.
Until I saw this crazy woman, who I found out was a guy!

What the...Your a man?
"you need to stay away from me",
I shouted as I ran

Now I’m scared of two things,
but still its pretty nice.
Be sure to read this thoroughly,
and take all my advice.

Reviews

[Alexander Loux]

This is very lovely. The rhyming scheme and rhythm were great. It was interesting to see how it worked out. It seems something is working behind what I read... Will have to ponder it.

[Jim Parson]

Dork!

[Rendawg]

HAHA I LOVE IT IT WAS GREAT RYMING SCHEME CHOICE OF WORDS FRICKIN AWSOME! THE ENDING IS HILARIOUS