A girl named LaRue…

for a friend

She’s a terrible friend, yeah she is,

She’s a terrible friend, most definitely

I couldn’t live with out her

She's a terrible friend but she's the best for me

 

One night I called a girls named LaRue, she's my friend talked about really trippy stuff (pun intended) I had no clue what we were talking about, but unfortunately she did,

 

She is one of those friends that can be her self, British, and try to sell you deodorant all in one conversation,

 

She's a terrible friend, but I a very good way, every time you do something she would disapprove of you generally feel bad, see she has this look that ponders deep in your soul;

-It sucks, but its what’s best-

 

She can be at times too forgiving, some times not enough, love is a hard emotion to produce; with her it can be even harder but in the end worth it,

 

She can do thing that may anger you, but you can’t help and love her anyways,

 

You know elves? She’s a lot like an elf: strange, mysterious, kinda short, usually elf like, cute but dangerous,

 

She’s a terrible friend in was that amaze me she is like my own personal suicide help line, 1-800-dontdoit, funny usually I after talking to her I don’t,  pray that you don’t meet this elf of doom,

 

Yeah I miss the thing I did before I met her but now I can have fun with out being under the influence, I’m not gonna tell you what I was on, but lest just say we thought everyone, was a zombie, so we went around acting like we were zombies too, take it from me when you do that the cops get called, but sussh *wink* what the elf doesn’t know wont hurt her,

 

She’s a terrible friend, but I love her more than I knew I could, she is my Elmo, my Oreo, yes! She is my apple butter! friends like that are hard to find, what am I saying, who could ask for a better friend, I hope you meet the terrible elf of love, because you will love her just like I do…