boB By-Laws

boB BY-LAWS

 

 

Did they pass a special * boB By-Law *  where you live ?

 

They did here …LOL A number of them…

 

 

* It is illegal for * boBs* to be out without a leash on City streets.

 

* All * boBs* must report their whereabouts to the weather helicopters at one hour intervals.

 

* Any captured * boBs* must be turned into the Sanitation Department with NO exceptions.

 

* It is illegal not to scoop after your *boB*.

 

* Keeping *boBs* in any place other than a national wildlife reserve has now been deemed illegal.

 

*  *boBs* must be under strict supervision at ALL times.

 

* Any *boB * without a valid license will be terminated ...err... locked up ... err ... Held, pending a Bail Hearing.

 

* NO ONE can use the name * boB * without first showing and proving pedigree.

 

* Neutered *boBs* do NOT qualify for stud service.

 

* No *boBs* are allowed to be part of a reality show involving dragon flies, little people and 50 Shades of anything!

 

 

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