The Palindrome called boB

boB is a palindrome and you know what THAT means...

Once upon a time

in the land of ODD.

Existed a man

whose name was boB.

Now boB is a palindrome

as we are all well aware

A name spelled the same

Back and frontwards it’s true

This fable of boB, I will write just for you.

 

 

 

boB is on Vacation….

This is his Dear boB (Abby) Column questions awaiting his return…

 

 

1.  "How do they fit all that hot air into blow dryers? Why don't they

 ever run out?"

 

 2. "Do oysters get bored? How can you tell?"

 

 3. "I say that a song popular during the 1950's went 'Oooh eee ooh ah ah

 wing wang walla bing bang, ooh eee ooh ah ah wing wang walla walla

 bing bang.'  My boyfriend insists it went, 'Oooh eee ooh ah ah

 ching chang walla bing bang, ooh eee ooh ah ah ching chang walla walla

 bing bang.' Who is correct?"

 

4.  "Could you please tell me the number of shades of green? After

 driving around and looking at the scenery, I've decided there must be

 many."

 

 5. "Is the earth at a different angle in the morning than it is at night?

 In the morning I have to put something against the front door to hold

 it open. At night, it stays open by itself."

 

 6. "I've heard that people have magnetism in their noses. Is this true?"

 

 7. "It appears to me that in the past 100 years, an overwhelming amount

 of progress has been made in the world.  What did all those people do

 for the first 2000 years?"

 

8.  "I do not understand women.  Would the study of quantum mechanics

 help?"

 

9.  "If M&Ms melt in your mouth but not in your hands, what about your

 underarm? I want to test it, but my mom won't let me."

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[Gray Witch]

Back in the day I worked for AOL on CompuServe in their Canada Forum. We had Chat rooms and libraries and I was a [SYSOP], a SYStems OPerator....I managed users and what was done online and behind the scenes. Another [SYSOP} was Bob.... He was a civil servant in real life (oh the jokes that come immediately to mind) and he went on vacation. One of my roles was to entertain the masses. We had chat rooms with names like Sports and Leisure, the Hot Tub ... You get the picture. We treated them as if they were real rooms and I wrote stories about the antics of users and staff... That is where boB came from...short vignettes about a fantasy character from my weird mind ... Hope he ummm.... grows on you ...LOL