Beer - The brew that fills, chills and kills! (Contest poem)

A lovely libation, but in moderation!

Beware of the demon Beer
Excess can widen your rear
Experts say don't drink and drive
Remember your loved ones and stay alive!!

 

Reviews

[FR Toscano]

Wise words indeed.

But not words I have ever lived by. Hate beer though. But I can't say I hate mixed drinks!

Eric's funny.

[Fairplay]

To me a Brandy is surely more handy

Can be a joke mixed with coke
bit like the old beer and shandy
Make no mistake the risk that you take
the damn stuff can make you feel Randy

Suppose with old age it could be the rage
i'l find out in thirty more years
For I have a plan to stay as I am
dont want to end up in Tears