Facts about Mimi.

Some random s**t about me...

01. I like when I wake up and its dark.

 

02. I hate when I wake up and it isn't.

 

03. I eat Macaroni & Cheese and rarely anything else.

 

04. I get stoked on stupid things.

 

05. I never truly finish anything I start.

 

06. I never live up to how sweet people think I am.

 

07. I used to talk to a stuffed penguin named Steve.

 

08. My hair is only decent for 10 minutes after I leave my house.

 

09. I have social anxiety disorder, so much so that I never go out.

 

10. I get bored easily.

 

11. I am a very, very picky eater.

 

12. I have three cats and I hate two of them to death, (Midnight and Sasha.) But I love my kitten Synister.

 

13. I fall asleep only on my right side.

 

14. I buy Cd's even though I don't listen to them, they are for display purposes only, and no one even looks at them.

 

15. I am a boring girl, who looks exciting, but knows she isn't.

 

16. I smell like my ex all the time.

 

17. I say "God bless you" when people sneeze.

 

18. I mumble 90% of the time that I talk when I'm shy.

 

19. I make up percentages that aren't real all the time to look like I know what I'm saying.

 

20. I only want to do things right after I wake up and get bummed when there is nothing to do.

 

21. I had a turtle named Ray after the Lemonheads song 'it's a shame about Ray'.

 

22. I had 2 hamsters, Iggy and Lemmy at the age of 10, I don't like hamsters.

 

23. People think I’m funny when I don’t.

 

24. I’m always stressed.

 

25. I hate Eminem. (Personal reasons)

 

26. I am good at saving money, until I spend the first dollar.

 

27. Lots of people stare at me.

 

28. I meet new people, and then they never hang out with me again.

 

29. I hate my sister.

 

30. I love 1 person. [[who is none of your business]]

 

31. I probably hate you.

 

32. My days are longer than 24 hours.

 

33. I have a cell phone but rarely answer it because phones scare me.

 

34. My phone's answering machine used to say, "F**k you!! *BEEP*" everyone thought it's about them.

 

35. I’m not nice.

 

36. I think it’s funny when people cry except the people I love.

 

37. I hate how girls who sleep around are known as s***s and guys are legends, where’s the equality?

 

38. When I like a song, I have to learn it or it bugs me.

 

39. I say “suck my dick” a lot.

 

40. I love writing.

 

41. I hate typing.

 

42. I’m a smart a*s when I'm joking around.

 

43. I say f**k a lot when I'm frustrated.

 

44. I get along better with guys than girls. (Personal reasons)

 

45. I had a sword that I slept with, in arms length every night til it fell.

 

46. I am a good cook, to me, I have no idea what others think.

 

47. Everyone that I know, thinks I never care about anything.

 

48. I do care about things, but I am good at acting like I don't.

 

49. I hide all my emotions except when I’m depressed.

 

50. I like lists.

 

51. I hate Paris Hilton because she is an average girl with money, hence the fame. 

 

52. I looked into buying a real penguin once.

 

53. I like making everything rhyme.

 

54. I am too skinny and tall to even wear girls’ pants.

 

55. I’m really quiet.

 

56. I like making signs for stuff like free hugs.

 

57. I put smiley faces when I’m really bored.

 

58. I get annoyed at everything when I feel ugly.

 

59. I deleted my first Myspace because I had 30,000 or so friends, and hated it.

 

60. I think that Myspace "Stars" are stupid. Most do nothing.

 

61. I hate when people mess with me.

 

62. I say I don’t have a favorite movie.

 

63. My actual favorite movie is anything childish: Elmo, etc.

 

64. I don't care about politics at all.

 

65. I never got into sports except football.

 

66. I like to make jokes about people to their face.

 

67. I've never had soda.

 

68. I am afraid of airplanes, badly.

 

69. I’ve never had my first kiss.

 

70. I've never had candy, sweets, chocolate etc.

 

71. I only really eat a decent meal once every few months.

 

72. I hate rap music.

 

73. I always think last year was better every year.

 

74. I love fire. [[Yes I’m a pyromaniac]]

 

75. I hate being touched at all unless by a boyfriend. (Which I've never had)

 

76. I love to learn useless things & facts.

 

77. When something goes wrong everyone looks to me to fix it.

 

78. I hate people that stare at me.

 

80. I am an amazing skateboarder, but I quit because it became "too cool".

 

81. I try things even though I know I suck at them.

 

82. I am horrible at just about everything that takes patience and precision, but don't care.

 

83. I have never "slept around" I have only had relationships.

 

84. I once wore rubber gloves everyday for a few months.

 

85. I hate the number 79 hence the fact that there is no 79 on this list.

 

86. People think I’m gay.

 

87. I have never worn make-up, because I feel like I look funny with it.

 

88. I play video games when I am depressed.

 

89. My favorite number is 42.

 

There’s no 90 go back to 5…

Author's Note

Some random things about me...

Reviews

[karmic]

I found a lot of it funny. Its cool that your so open, but at the same time closed. Also what's wrong with 79?