A Cat on Catnip

This is a cat using catnip. What a shame seeing a cat wasting's it life away on catnip!! WHERE HAS THE YOUNGER GENERATION GONE TO???!??!!?!???!?!?!!??

Mr. Wiskers about to eat some catnip

OHHHH Catnip!! 

Mommy told me not to take a sip

But hey, she is a trip

And I will partake of this Catnip

The After Affect

DAIIIIIIISSSSEEEIEIEIS

OHHHHH FEEELLLLSS LIIIIKKKKEEE PAIIIINNNNTTT!!!

II CANNN SEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeE GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!!!

I LIKE BEANS!!
BEWARE OF THE EVIL MONKEY THAT LIKE TO EAT BEAAAAANNNNSSS!!!!

A FLYING ELEPHANT JUST HIT A MOUSE!!!!

I JUST FARTED THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!

I LIKE PEAS!!!

OH NO!!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LEEELJEOIHBEOIUGBKJEJBGBS:KJGBRSKGLSRGB

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POOOOPPPY!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

CRASHING!!!!!

CAN"T TYPE WORTH A CRAP!!!!!!
LOSING DISNETARY!!!!

MY MOTHER"S NAME IS JEAN!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FOGOT TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!

NOW I AM GOIng TO CRASH!!!!

ASH
BASH
LASH
QUASH!!
 

CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING THAT RHYMES WITH ORANGE,

EXCEPT REARRANGE!!!!

WOW I GOT A GED iS BIOCHEMEStrY!!!

YoU nEeD 2 EEET BaCCCCCCCCCConnnn To Live in MExiconnia!!!!!

I FEEL SLEEPY!!!

MUST sleeP!!

Three Hours later

MEEEOOOWWW!!!

Author's Note

This was for a contest, hope I win!!!

Reviews

[Anastasia Starlena]

This was vey funny. It is nice the comical relief of this piece. Amazing work.