The Darkness

OHHHH SCARY DARKNESS That is why I sleep with my teddy bear and have a little night light on every nite!! TAKE THAT BOOGEY MAN!!!

Kid: The darkness surrounds me like a veil

I feel loneyly and cold and well....

WHATS THAT IN MY CLOSET?!?!?!?!?! AHHH!!!

 

MOMMY!!!

 

Pat pat pat pat pat pat pat

Screech weee dat

*Click*

 

Mommy: Yes dear? 

I heard you out here.

Scream my name

 

Kid: Mommy, there is a monster in my closet!! THE BOOGEY MAN!!!!

 

Mommy: You're such a pain!! 

Go to sleep and do not wake me up again!!

 

Kid: But mommy, what am I do with such a cretin?

I am just certain

That the monster will eat me

 

Mommy: Nobody is going to get you sweet pea!!

Now I am going to turn off the light and let you lay

Now go to sleep and do not wake me again today!!

 

Kid: Okay Mommy,

but please, leave the light on for me!!!

 

Mommy: Heck No

Techno!!

I have to pay the light bill

There is nothing in the closet,

So just take a chill pill.

 

Kid: Well, could you at least

Look in the closet at for me?

 

Mommy: Okay

But do not let me hear that you are scared again, comprende?

 

Narrator: The mother opens the door

And then with a scare

The Boogey man comes out with a big stare!!

 

Boogey man: What the heck??

AHHHH!!  Who are you??

I was just licking the lint from her shoe!!

Just when you barged into my home

Inside this closet hole

And then you scared me, almost having a massive heart attack!!!

 

Mommy: So the Boogey man is the real deal??

Someone pinch me I must be going through one of my episodes for real!!!!

 

Narrator: The mother ran around with a shout

As her kid hid under her blankey,

The boogey man then ran out

Of the room acting real cranky

 

Soon, the mother fell down and fainted,

As the kid began to cry

Then boogey man just realized that he was naked

Ran upstairs

But fell on one step and cracked his skull

And split some hairs

As a meteor hit the house

And then God burst into tear

My grandmother farted

And then Billy Rey started

To have a nervouse break down of his
Akey Breaky Heart

Then I ate the butt of a few dears

Then I ate some ears

Beers

Sears

Wal-Mart Sucks

I like Ducks 
And Hawks

Then the dark came back after

Oh what the heck, this twisted poem is done

Quit reading or you will be shunned

By the Amish!!!!

 

The END GO AWAY!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Author's Note

I know this is twisted, but it is supposed to be funny!! DO NOT JUDGE ME FOR BEING DUMB!!!

Reviews

[Tonya]

LOL---I enjoyed it. It was very creative! I love the onomatopoeias. Watch spelling a little. But I loved it!! Excellent! Creativeness is how you develop your own technique as a writer. I am proud of you!