The Heckler

For the pricks that sit on there arse and make my job so much fun cheers

At time's it's easy to  sit on your a*s talk s**t and just f**k with someone.
From the stage it seems so f*****g easy doesnt it?
But if you only knew the bullshit I went through to get there.
Maybe you'd think for one f*****g second befor ya spoke.

Yeah I get payed.
And a kid doing lawns all day probaly makes more.
Club owners are b******s to deal with  they can think of every reason not to pay.
Then after dealing with that prick you get to go up there listen to a bunch of morons
who decide it's there time to shine by yelling s**t.

Hey a*****e you suck!
Hey fucktard get the f**k off stage.
Then there's the pricks who like throwing thing's.
Or the stupid b***h who talks all through your set about her halfwitted existance to
a guy who prays to God she gives him some head tonight so at  least it makes up for
having to listen to her bullshit.

Oh and the female heckler is the best  there so loud and annoying.
ya get up there and being her life is s**t she give's you s**t the whole f*****g time.
ya b***h I hear ya the whole f*****g club does boy must be great going home with you tonight!
least I can leave this dump and escape your s**t.

It's so fun   and afterwards there's the a******s who like to hassle ya while ya just try to
enjoy a drink.
Of course your a expert ya never been onstage your whole life your about as funny as a hemroid
and the highlight of your existance was in highschool.
Once from the looks of your baldheaded a*s was sometime in the depression.

Go ahead sir give me some advise.

And best of all theres the crittic a hired a*****e.

A crittic is someone without the talent do anything on there own.
Yet they are a expert on running you down.
Word of advise to the crittic  grow some balls and shut the f**k up!

Yeah not everyone is funny or even good.
But if ya got the backbone to get out there you have my respect.

Why do it then you may ask?


Cause if i didnt vent up there id go f*****g nuts that and I like free drinks and
low pay.
And ya never know when you just may catch a moment to run thoose mouth breathers
over in the parking lot backup and do it again yeah im not funny but hey least im alive.

Boy I feel better dont know bout you.

Life it's a real m**********r sometimes.

Dedicated to Critics ,Hecklers,Arseholes,Lions,Tigers,And Bears oh my!

Often I deal with hecklers hey my sense of humor is offensive so what this world isnt kind.
Just sometimes honestly up there you just feel like saying f**k you!!!!
It's not easy taking s**t from people let alone everyday this is my job  so yay.

But for every prick out there there's one person that get's it and they make it worth it always .

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Reviews

[Christina May Shanaberg]

The business of entertainment is not entertaining to the entertainer, for sure. People, a******s, b*****s, and the like, want to destroy your way of making a living. I grew up in and was later involved in entertainment; it's a man-eating jungle. I guess you have to entertain yourself and forget those morons are out there. Great write!