When it Comes To F*****g Dessert

Alot of s**t rattles around in my skull and with all the bullshit I see no wonder I drink stay crazy kids or you'll hurt yourself out there

It was a another road trip like any other and one that still like some familiar song you hate still it lingers like a fresh smoke in a dingy room.

The old man walked behind the woman a loyal servant to old and brainwashed to even 

think about escape that or maybe stranggling the old b***h!

She rattled on in what i assume was the norm for this poor old b******s life.

I dont care what you want were having a banana split  she said as if talking to a 

child and like some beaten dog the sad prick had not even a ounce of fight in him 

that or he was just to old to give a f**k anymore. 

Okay honey like some oversized parrot or a voice recording he replied 

Was it always like this was this what we had to look forward as men ?

Waiting to die with some misrible b***h who was also waiting for you to kick the bucket so she could sleep in comfort and watch her f*****g soup operas untill she finally kicked out herself?

What joy it seemed to grow old lose control of your body and slowly linger till death.

Maybe burning out wasn't such a bad thing after all least I wouldn't have to be like this poor beaten down  b*****d.

cause in life you know it's really gone to s**t when the highlight is what the f***s for dessert.

I didnt look in the old pricks eye's cause part of me wanted to laugh the other half wanted grab the woman shove her bitching a*s in the freezer case and yell run grandpa run as fast you f*****g can.

Hit a strip club down a gallon of Jack  chop a line find a stripper with a  tight body and a low IQ and push that pacemaker to it's limit.

Course the poor old prick would probaly look at me like the drunk basketcase I am and just say but what about dessert?

Boy isnt life f*****g grand

Next stop the beer isle  go figure. 

Reviews

[Jyn]

I loved this write.. very humerous..

[Becky C Strukamp]

What a delightful write. Like Richard a much needed Laugh, thanks, this was great.

[Richielee]

Hahaha a cracking examination of old age,bloody true all of it.gave a me a much needed laugh ,thanks amigo : )