Deep Thoughts From A Demented Mind

Hmm well honestly in just insane go figure I know your shocked well not really.

Hey kids and how the f**k are ya?

Like anyone really cares well i do at least if your hot with nice boobies.

Hey people alsways ask me.

Are you Gonzo?

 

And im like ohh yes and let me guess you want a autograph well befor you say anything

Yes I do walk on water yes you may worship me like some weirdo cult leader

And sure i'll sign your boobies cause duh what poet doesnt sign boobies?

 

Of course then they just have to ruin the moment by talking yeah

sure i like strippers but look I dont care bout your problems I just wanna see ya naked .

Dont worry about hurting there feelings there not real humans anyways there like dwarfs sure great for throwing around and bowling but its not like they have a soul.

 

So your Gonzo?

Yes little hampster im the one the only the best thing  since keg parties hookers and

mass killings im kidding nothing beats a good keg party it's like heaven on earth with free hookers kickass!

 

Okay um well Gonzo you been served.

 

It seems this dellusional hampster was part of a nondancing crew he must be on a strange substance that or sober.

Cause lets face it he didnt even bring it.

 

I looked at the strange paper in my hand it seems i was asked yet again to make a court appearance awsome I knew that judge wanted me hey who wouldnt Im

a worthless drunk and semi insane drug addict yeah I know what your saying.

 

Why are you not running for president?

 

Duh im already the king of crazy and  president  loonyville.

 

 Yeah i know its such a burden being so liked hey people are such playa haters.

Heres to my dead homies adios and as always stay crazy

Your commander and favorite dirty secret party girl

 

Gonzo 

Author's Note

And if this offended you im sorry.
well not really but hey its called a sense of humor so lighten the fuck up.

Reviews

[K.C. Zbryk]

I like this. the way the thoughts all seem to roll in and out of each other paired with the blatant sarcasm, it made this unique and left me smiling. I wasnt offended, but the tone of this definitly set me off to a good start. Cant wait to read more man.

[John Patrick Robbins AKA Gonzo]

K.C. hell gotta thank ya for giving this one a look hell i live to give poeple a laugh or a good cringe cheers and hope i hit the mark stay crazy gonzo