A Monkey Little X-mas

Reworked from the lyrics of Ralph Blane's 'Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas'

Have yourself a monkey little Christmas

Let bananas get ripe

From now on,

Jolly ranchers will be right in sight

 

Have yourself a monkey little Christmas

Make good Ricardo Montalban’s name

From now on,

His contribution to Planet of the Apes movies will be here to stay

 

Here we are in the monkey daze,

Happy gnome-ie daze of lore

Faithful friends like the platypuses

Discuss with us once more

 

Through the discussions

We all will be more mindful

If the human/monkey relations allow

Hang a shining poster of Khan’s ship and bough

And have yourself a monkey little Christmas now

Reviews

[Rhianne Ney]

This is gunny and the childish type of poem, but it's alright and humorous (:

[Ruth]

lol
Awesome hon...made me smile :)
Merry Christmas :)

[gombeggar]

very glad, girl...happy christmas ;)

[Frieda P]

hahah this is like Christmas on crack! Enjoyed it immensely!

[gombeggar]

glad u liked it :) happy x-mas!

[kublakhan27]

Haha this is the very definition of dry humour, but that's my kind of humour...and it has "Khan" in it! I know you're referring to Ricardo but it still made me laugh :P

[gombeggar]

good then my attempts at humor don't go unpunished ;)

[kublakhan27]

Definitely not ;)

[Harley (arbiter)]

XD I loved it! Very nice one. Awesoem

[gombeggar]

glad u liked it...happy holidays! :)