Sh*thead

Something I wrote just for laughs, made my friends chuckle, hopefully it has the same effect on you.

When it rains it snows,
This day really blows,
A menace of ignorance,
Calls me a shithead,
When I've done nothing but show my intelligence,

Stupid people complain,
When they play the clever game,
Of conversation,

Their punny lacks funny,
Their double entendres are barely one-and-a-half,
Maybe I'm an arrogant a*****e,
But you're dumb son of a fat woman with unsightly hair,

Your voice makes me cringe,
Please go on a drug binge,
And fall off of a high f*****g bridge,

Maybe I'm just a shithead,
But s**t's smarter than you.

Author's Note

It's supposed to be foul, and I wrote it simply to make a few friends chuckle. Tell me what you think.