Memoirs of a fool

My house my crib my place my w****s my life!
Please step aside ..shouted a voice from the corner
Man just look at my life, i just bought a trophy wife
Baby can i come close wanna make you feel warmer
Not too close b***h.. dont want to see your ugly a*s cry
Cougars on the prowl a lot these days
They w***e around like they own this place
Need a new goal in life ..packed my bags,on my way to find a virgin
Man are they really extinct?...failed after all the tribulations and tries
The wise man said. N***a they have been long gone since the time of the Trojans
These intellectual freaks all think they are Jeffrey archer
They try their Kane and Abel..put us all through so much torture.
No man i thought im really  good with the words..
After my first draft i was forced to hang out with the nerds
Looking for something different in those days
I am dropping out of your race,,hard to compete with fools
All you fuckers dream of a hot girlfriend
Mama! i wanna a new guitar so that i can date Megan
Even got your self a brand new SLR, but that b***h was already taken
I thought i really went high and far
50 miles down, i ran out of gas in my car
True love is for fools and people who are broke
A lil more love il really get the stroke
Hope dreams and faith is what a man needs
WTf!!No no s**t,  in the end only your nose bleeds
The ladders there brother for us all to climb, said the maniac
Okay, i climbed it a bit only to realize i was stuck in a caveat
You just got yourself ..the rest is not your concern, please dont bother
Humor is part of us ..just cut all the fuss ..im just a mimic
What you just read is the memoirs of a comic