Oh, Alice.

Alice, why don't you run away?

I wouldn't blame you if you did,

it is after all time that... you find your prince.

Alice, if you choose to stay I'd,

why I'd love you till the end of time,

also I know that I am slightly mad but...

Hunny, I'm not that bad.

You say you don't like that Cheshire cat?

I'll skin him and make you an ever so beautiful hat.

You say you are sick of that Jabberwocky?

So I'll slay him and use him as a doormat.