Highrule

A basic twist to a classic game, has some language and many drug refrences but its a funny story

My name is Link

and I'm from the forest of Coke-eerie

dreams and nightmares

but the meanings kinda bleary.

Goin on a quest for the Great Ativa Tree

I will make the deal to set Highrule free,

goin to the castle so I can meet the princess.

Stoppin for a break and someone is tryin me

pullin out the heat firin I'm the best.

She says I gotta find three magical exotics.

She offers me some head and a couple tons of chronic.

I'm off to mushroom mountain now for the second piece

Ganonz causin trouble now tryin to be a thief.

Now I'm goin for the third and it's hidden by a lake

on the way there i meet a chick named may.

We went up in the woods and we both got baked

now I'm headin back and I got the f****n relic

I'm standin at the gate and i see a horse run by.

It's the princess and her maid runnin tryin to hide.

She throws somethin back and i wonder what could it be

I start runnin toward it but this f****r's in front of me

he asked if i seen them and i told him f**k off

he does his magic s**t so i blew his f****n nuts off.

Now I'm in control and i walk up to the pond

I found what she threw turns out it was a  water bong

I rush to the Trap House of Light lookin for a door.

I finally found the f****r but out steps a w***e

She wants to take my money I ain't got time for this

She limps away cussin cuz i busted up her lip.

Walkin thru the door after doin a little deed

I found the Master Bong and a stash house of weed

finish up my quest with a case of homocide

Then i head back home with my gear and my new ride

If you bring the muncheez when you step in my home

stay for a while and we'll all get stoned

Author's Note

It probabaly has a lot of grammar errors.