Path of the Red Dragon

kinda off the beaten path not what you would expect

There once was a scarlet dragon floating by

this kindly dragon potrolled all skies

One day he noticed as he drifted along

a bunch of teenagers as they lifted a bong

he thought long and hard about what he should do

then a voice in his head said join in to

as he flew down he pulled from his sash

some powerful s**t from his secret stash

he noticed that they were having trouble with lighting

he got in between 'fore they started fighting

he asked what was wrong they said the ignitor

he blew out some flames and said f**k a lighter

they huffed and they puffed as they passed that s**t round

they fell laughing and choking straight to the ground

now this wise old dragon knew all about pot

he knew 'bout the munchies and he knew 'bout the cops

he was usually real calm and always real good

but he got the munchies as he flew thru his hood

now the rest is all history as they usually say

he'll be out on good behavior in 200 days

The moral of this story is plain now you see:

Don't get your a*s caught when your smokin weed.

Author's Note

This is not my best work because i was bored

Reviews

[Mary Katherine]

It is funny though! Great job, you made me laugh! I am going to go read more of your stuff...