The Big Bad Piggie

A Story by Darklord

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Once upon a time, there was a little drummer boy, who had a hard time making friends. He lived in a cottage in the wonderful land of Oz.
One day while he was watching two wolves molesting little red riding hood, he got enraged and told Obama about this. Obama being a doucheface, just laughed and laughed.
Then the crazy big bad piggy showed up and killed everyone.
The end.