Dodgy DinnersA Story by Georgina V SollyThe food doesn't quite live up to expectations.DODGY DINNERS
Jake Simmons, a wealthy builder in his early fifties, saw the possibility of making an exorbitant amount of money. But to begin with, he needed to find out how safe and sound the cottages were. Jake had no intention of building any new houses, if those already in existence were good enough to refurbish and sell as if they were new. Therefore, the first person to enter the old cottages was a surveyor, who went over them as closely as was possible. The roofs were the biggest problem as thatching was quite out of the question for the younger generations who had never known it. The surveyor sent in his report to Jake and with it some advice on what he might be able to do about the roofs. Jake sat down with his colleagues and discussed what would make them the most money and at the same time appear a bargain to the buyers.
The houses were ripped apart. Inside, all the walls were redistributed, and the old wooden ceiling beams were replaced with a lighter coloured wood. At the same time a large hoarding was set up at both ends of the lane offering them for sale at a reasonable price, and with the added advantage that if a future owner would like to, they were able to choose the colours of the bathroom and the kitchen from a range of products at no extra cost. The cottages were so old in design that the kitchens and dining-rooms and sitting-rooms needed to have a large overhaul. The kitchens had half of the dining-rooms added to them, the other half was added to the sitting rooms. The new distribution made the downstairs interiors lighter. Depending on the colour of the kitchens, it added or took away the amount of natural light. The lane was viewed continually during the rehabilitation process, and some were actually acquired.
There seemed to be a never ending coming and going of workmen
carrying ladders, paint brushes, and uncountable different coloured paints.
Jake had spent his life in construction and had many cards up his sleeve. His
contacts in the electrical trade were delighted by the fact that he would be
not only doing up the cottages, but making sure all of them had an electric
cooker, a microwave oven, a washing machine, a dryer. All of these things were
installed by Jake’s company. If he could, he would have chosen the buyers, too.
Jake’s imagination when he had seen
The dismal air of The front gardens were lawns that were as smooth as a golf course.
Jake had had the foresight to have a garage built for each cottage at the end
of the lane. The path that led to the front was made of crazy paving, in an
even greater desire to have a hand in the way the
habitants of the cottages would live. Jake had bushes and shrubs planted under
the sitting-room window and next to the fences on the other three sides. Jake
waited eagerly for the new home owners to move into the cottages. He was on
tenterhooks as moving-in day approached, and his family wondered whether he
would last the day out without having a seizure.
By the time the houses had all been
inhabited and furnished, the heavy autumn rainfalls had started to fall. Any
defects in Jake’s men’s workmanship would be shown up with leaking roofs and
water entering with the windows. But nothing of the sort took place. An
onlooker would say that all was well in
Liz Butler was an ex-prisoner. She had done
time, and after a few bad moves had got herself a job as a buyer in a
department store. So far, Liz was managing to behave herself. In her past she
had been a shoplifter, and it was for that offence she had done time. The
department store had taken her on because of her past, and thought that she
would be a help to them in the fight against thieving of any type. As a woman,
Liz was popular, with her long blonde hair and her well made-up face. She
didn’t know how long she would manage to stay out of trouble, but was willing
to do her best, unless her finances began to crumble. Liz’s garden sloped down
and so there was shade at the end of it, especially in the corners. On a Saturday afternoon visit to the garden
centre, Liz bought some hydrangeas to flourish in the spring. It was dark when
Liz got home and she put the baby plants by the back door for planting on
Sunday morning. Liz bought her cottage with money she had saved from her
shoplifting days. From the very first time Liz had shoplifted, somehow, however
small, she had saved some of the money from what she had sold things for. She
had bought the hydrangeas for their bushy appearance and the lovely blue, pink,
and white clusters. Little did Liz know that she would be involved in another
scandal. Autumn was not a very good time for
planting anything, but as some plants can be kept indoors or in a greenhouse
during the cold months, Liz wasn’t at all worried about their survival. She had become friendly with one of the
other cottage owners, a man called Morley, who had spent his life in the navy,
and on retiring had bought himself a gym with his savings. The gym was doing
very well when he moved into Morley panted out, “I like to keep fit and
if it’s raining or snowing, then never mind, I just go straight ahead. Where
are you off to?” Liz, who was getting into her car, said,
“I’m off to work in Morley said, without thinking, “Yes, I’d
like that. It’s not often that I get an invitation from an attractive woman.”
Liz drove off to work happily, she hadn’t
had any kind of relationship with a man since her arrest and the imprisonment.
She had observed Morley running in the street, and had gone for him. She didn’t
want to be alone, and she also wondered what he would say when he knew she had
been inside.
Morley finished his run and went home for a
quick hot shower and breakfast, and then off to the gym. The gym was doing very
well, and Morley had recently employed two young men on the success that he
felt was coming his way. As a general rule, the morning customers were young
men, housewives, and those out of work. It was a cheap way for keeping out of
trouble. He spent the morning going from one to another, his two co-workers
Wayne and Stan were the most helpful anyone could imagine. When he told them he
had a lunch date, they said they were only too happy to do his work as well.
Liz and Morley met in the restaurant in “What shall we have?” Liz asked Morley. “As you know what the food is like here,
I’d rather you chose.” “I suggest a nice thick soup, with beans and
rice, and a crusty roll. Is that OK with you?” Liz asked Morley, who was happy
at her decisive attitude. The two singletons had a happy lunch and
spoke about all kinds of topics. Morley asked Liz what her job was in Morley said, “That’s quite a clever move on
their part, as they know you’ll never steal from the store. Don’t look so
worried, there must be a lot of people out there taking stuff from all kinds of
shops due to the job situation. We have shampoos, shower gels, towels, and
T-shirts disappearing all the time. The towels are a very popular object,
because they’re large, white, and fluffy. What’s the best evening for you to
come round and have dinner with me. I’m not a bad cook?” Liz was delighted to receive an offer for
dinner so soon. She felt she had to make up for lost time in her less than
romantic life. Carly was another single woman in
Jolene was an ex-showgirl, who was wiser
beyond her years. Her admirers had been extraordinarily generous to her and she
had been showered with all kinds of luxurious gifts. Now she was no longer in
demand as a high kicking dancer, she had to live by her wits. She had no sense
of danger from plants or anything else, but neither did she trust anyone.
Bob was the last one to occupy one of the
cottages.
Jake had gone through agony with the deepest
and darkest thoughts about the cottages. After all the decisions and planning
that had taken place ever since he had set eyes on
Morley invited Liz, Carly, Jolene, and Bob
to a pre-Christmas dinner one cold Christmas Saturday night. He prepared a good
spread, with all the most prohibited food that anyone could imagine. He had put
himself out with all the meat and fish dishes, followed by many different
sweets, cakes, and chocolate. The drinks provided were almost too much to
manage, but his guests when they left his cottage were too full up to walk.
Morley smiled to himself, imagining that they would be needing the service of
his gym after the Christmas festivities were over. Bob was a flirty
type and his eyes lighted on Jolene as soon as he saw the flashiness of her
clothes and her make-up. They had just been formally introduced at Morley’s
dinner party, and both had the feeling that something could come out of it.
What none of them knew was that Bob was an ex-policeman, and that he knew more
about all of them than they would have wished. He had taken his time in moving into
A couple of days
before Christmas Day, Bob went to Morley’s gym, only to find two young men as
well as Morley present. “Well, how are you
today, Bob?” Morley said in greeting. “Theey are my assistants, Wayne and Stan,
who are doing very well.” Bob shook hands with
the two young men, and wondered if they had a criminal record. As if he could
do anything even if they had. After a man had done time, he was expected to try
and turn his life round, and pursue a more honest way of living. Those who had
done time easily recognized policemen, and trod carefully. Morley asked Bob,
“What would you like to try out this morning?” Wayne and Stan,
who had had several dealings with the police in the past when they were much
younger, decided to take matters into their own hands. Morley was pleased that
his assistants were so attentive to Bob, and let them get on with it. Bob was obliged to
remove all his clothing, and was then taken to a dark pool. For an hour, Bob
lay in total darkness in a pool full of algae. Wayne and Stan left him alone in
the pool, and went to help other customers. Bob was inside a nightmare. He
couldn’t see anything and the only sound came from the water when he moved his
arms or legs. The light was turned on and Bob had to blink in order to see
properly. Stan wrapped Bob’s body in a lovely white towel, and led him to a spa
with different spurts of water. When he had taken all of them, he was taken to
a steam room, where he lay down on a wooden bed and sweated. Then he was put in
a sauna and sweated even more - till he fell asleep. On leaving the sauna, Bob
was taken to the ice room, where he was drenched in freezing water. It was two
hours later, when Bob eventually emerged from what he considered complete and
utter torture. Morley wasn’t very
sure about his young assistants’ fervour towards Bob, but they didn’t trust Bob,
and let him know, that in the gym they were in charge. “How do you feel?
Like a new man, I suppose,” Morley said to Bob, when he was standing at the reception
desk after all his water experiences.” Bob reached into
his pocket for his wallet, but Morley placed a hand on his arm, saying, “It’s
on the house, so you know one side of my business. The next time you’ll be on
the machines. See you around.”
Bob got into his
car and looked in the mirror. His face was bright pink, his hands and nails
were the cleanest they had ever been. But above all he felt tired and drove off
in the direction of his cottage. Bob had ordered some plants for the New Year,
and they duly arrived in a van, with the gardener who would be planting them for
him.
Carly invited all
of them to her New Year’s party, and her daily help helped her with the
preparation. All day they were cooking and putting up streamers saying ‘Happy
New Year’ and taking down ‘Happy Christmas’. The dinner was for eight, but the
guests could arrive at seven thirty. Carly’s help went looking for some onions
to put in the stew, and found the narcissus bulbs, but being a woman who knew
next to nothing about anything to do with gardening, didn’t think twice and
cooked up the meat with the bulbs and the other vegetables.
The stew tasted
very different, as they all said, till one by one they began vomiting and
complaining of stomach cramps. Bob rang for an ambulance and they were all
taken to the local hospital, where they had biopsies of the stomach contents
taken. The nature of the vomiting was put down to poisoning from narcissus
bulbs. The unlucky five
left the hospital a few days later, still looking as pale as death.
Carly was the
first to leave Morley and Liz,
who really appreciated each other, took the decision to live together above the
gym, and later on to get married and buy a new home together.
Jolene and Bob
went to live in a luxurious mobile home while waiting for the sale of their
cottages to go through. They were afraid of having a house with a garden and
plants.
Jake was alarmed
when he saw the cottages he had so lovingly refurbished, on sale again, after
having been sold not so long before. He couldn’t make any kind of sense out of
it. Jake went into the local library one day and looked for any reference to
Jake went home and
made up his mind to be more careful the next time he had one of his bright
ideas. © 2015 Georgina V SollyReviews
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1 Review Added on November 22, 2015 Last Updated on November 22, 2015 Tags: stew, vegetables, plants AuthorGeorgina V SollyValencia, SpainAboutFirst of all, I write to entertain myself and hope people who read my stories are also entertained. I do appreciate your loyalty very much. more..Writing
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