Monkey

Sssshhh said the monkey

I cant said roo

Why not he enquired? i really need the loo!

 

For goodness sake alfred pul yourself together

just go over there and crouch in the heather

alfred looked at monkey with a hint of distaste

you dont expext me to pee in such a place

 

haha said the monkey oh yes i do

what else do you suggest do you see a loo?

good heavens said alfred indeed i do not

do i have no other option then to crouch or to squat

 

by this time the others had heard of the row

they suggested that alfred go home on a cow

back home to his penthouse all painted light pink

with a toilet a hot tub and a big shiny sink

 

Phew said alfred you gave me a fright

thank god finally you have seen the light

its no way to be living..outside in the mud

and then with alll the stress he fainted with a jolly great thud