Alex Ross

There once was a guy called ALex Ross

My normal explanation is that hes my boss

He sits on his laptop at home all day long,

proclaiming hes awesome, fantastic and never wrong

He works from his bedroom, to others "his office"

A quirky old soul, no match of adonis

 

He thinks hes a stunner, the pick of the pack

his humour is fatal he often gets a whack

So if you happen to come across the dude

Just nod and smile while you think god how rude

 

From a young age hes battled for attention and love

his sister and cat in the ranks are above

he'll stand there and tell you that he doesnt need love

thought he pines for the girl still that he once did love

 

So if u can handle it, go on i dare you

to go over and talk to this mystery moo

he'll act all suave now, like the king of the track

though you must be wary of his plan of attack

 

Now you know the truth about rossy

how he only travels around with his possy

One day he'll be married with a kid or two

and seriously love good luck to you