DELNY

This is our stage play which goes as a product advertisement...

DeLnY (del and downy) advertisement

 

Donya:                        Muchacha, wash the drum of clothes and make the entire palace within 2 hours !!

Muchacha:      But �"

Donya:                        No more buts and your time starts now !!

            The muchacha went to the laundry’s area and started to wash the clothes helplessly ..

-AFTER 2 HOURS-

            The muchacha is just about to finish cleaning when the Donya arrived ..

Donya:                        Muchacha, your time is up !!

Muchacha:      Mam �"

Donya:                        (covers the muchacha’s mouth) ahh ahh ahh ahh epp epp epp .. let me check it first ..

            The Donya went to the laundry’s area and frowned upon smelling the fabulous scent coming from the foul odor of the laundry .. then, she went to check the palace grounds and took a finger in wiping the floor and saw some dirt on her hands ..

Donya:                        Muchacha, you’ve somehow .. failed again !!

Muchacha:      Mam, let me try again .. Give me another chance ..

Donya:            Guards !! Bring this muchacha to the squatters’ area of the palace .. She will be sleeping there from now on ..

Muchacha:      Donya, give me one more time .. Give me another chance !! Donya !!

            The Donya didn’t listen and the guards kept on driving the muchacha to the squatters’ area ..

-AT THE SQUATTER’S AREA-

Muchacha:      Why is it always like this ?? I failed again .. Fairy Godmother help me !!

            Fairy Godmother appears ..

FGM:               What can I do for you, ija ??

Muchacha:      The Donya put me in here because I failed to wash the clothes and groom the palace ..

FGM:               No problem, ija .. (magic2x) Try this new DeLnY fabric conditioner and environmental spray .. Made by the pH formula that could be used for washing clothes and environmental freshening ..

Muchacha:      Are you sure, Fairy Godmother ??

FGM:               Take a try, ija ..

-AT THE PALACE GROUNDS-

            The Donya was surprised to see the muchacha ..

Muchacha:      Donya, I’m asking you for the second chance ..

Donya:            Release her, guards .. OK, so you’re asking for another chance to try again ?? (sarcastic laughter) Ridiculous ..

Muchacha:      Why don’t you ask your inner conscience for your choice, Donya ??

Donya:            Hmmm .. (echos portion with her devil and good side)

Donya:            OK, you’ll have another chance, but this will be the last time ..

            The muchacha went to wash the laundry and freshen the surroundings again .. But now, it’s done with confidence and more feelings ..

-AFTER THE CLEANING-

Donya:                        (roams around and claps her hands) Magaling 3x .. Well done, muchacha ..

Muchacha:      Thank you, donya ..

Donya:                        From now on, you will be my personal groomer .. And you’ll be living with the palace personnel

FairyGodMother:  (sprinkles pixie dust all around)

Try new DeLnY Fabric Conditioner and Overall Freshener for a scent that lasts for a lifetime .. This 2-in-1 sachet is bought for only 10pesos !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wash Wash (DeLnY advertisement themesong)

Tune got from : Pussycat Dolls �" Hush Hush

 

VERSE: (BRAND X)

I never needed you to be strong

I never needed you for pointing out my wrong

I never need your scent, you’re only wasting cent

My love for you is ruined now you should’ve known

I never needed you for cleaning

I never needed you for airy freshening

I shouldn’t waste my time, using you ‘cause you’re not mine

I never should’ve bought from the store that day

 

BRIDGE: (BRAND X)

And it’s a little late for wash sensations

There isn’t anything that you can do

And my eyes hurt, hands shiver

Your formula is not safe to me, because ..

 

CHORUS: (DeLnY)

I don’t want to waste another minute

I don’t want to spend another coin

Wash wash, Wash wash

There’s no other day, DeLnY is on our way

Because I don’t want to do this any longer

I don’t want to spend my effort more

Wash wash, Wash wash

Making it easy, because of DeLnY

 

(DeLnY) Laundry Wash Wash

 

(Repeat Verse, Bridge and Chorus)

 

CODA: (DeLnY)

First I was afraid, I was DELNYfied

Keep thinking I could never live without DeLnY by my side

First, what I did is wrong; Brand X didn’t last for long

And I grew strong, to sing my DeLnY’s pleasant song

 

(INTERLUDE)

 

Wash wash, Wash wash

Making it easy, because of DeLnY

 

(DeLnY Wash Wash) DeLnY you’re mine, I will survive

To use on laundry and for freshening this 2-in-1’s alright

I’ve got many clothes to wash, with DeLnY washing is a dash

I will survive, with DeLnY’s fragrance by my side, yeah

 

(ANOTHER INTERLUDE)

 

Wash wash, Wash wash

There is no other day, DeLnY is on our way

 

I don’t want to waste more effort washing

I don’t want to, there’s nothing left to say

Wash wash, Wash wash

I’m just done freshening, DeLnY left nothing

 

DeLnY Wash Wash