Ignaw grandma and smellin' errrers

A poem for Jacob

Eye treyed meye best(knot rearly)
eye ponderred long an ard
saught inspurashon on the nett
an inn a ryemin krismuss kard
sow the en rizult iz this booty
a rymin vurs ov clarse
that if ritten won haytee yeers agoh
az Dikinsun wood eezly parse.

Author's Note

Please ignaw grammar and spelling errors, after all this isn't a writing site is it :)