The House Of Cod

More silliness

No need to wear ya Sunday best
when ya come to the house of cod
Cos here we worship fish'n'chips
not the Lord almighty, God.

The fryer ain't a balding man
in sandals and a cassock
he's a specialist with boiling oil
cooking cod 'n' plaice and haddock.

Whilst the sisters peeling spuds for chips
ain't or never will be nuns,
they'd flash their b***s for a lager top
and for a vodka bare their buns.

And me, my name is Harry Priest
I'm not a religious man,
but I feed the masses like J C
but from my shop or mobile van.

Reviews

[emmajoy]

Been trying to find a phrase or stanza i particularly like but, i can't... love it all!

You're such a wicked man, but, hilarious with it! Wanted to NOT enjoy this but darn it, i do and am grinning ear to ear at the wit and fine writing of it all! Global re.creation here on the coming and going of your brilliant words.

[Gee]

Thank you kindly, more daft for Mr Daft. I'm glad it won you over :))))

[Gee]

From....for. Jeez I'm thick :(

[emmajoy]

Just having one of those hot flushes on a hot day, Mr. Gee?!

[Gee]

Indeed. I'm flushier than Mr McFlush from the hamlet of Flushton in the county of Flushamtonshire. Never, ever, has anything been more flushed, well, apart from a communal toilet in a New Delhi eaterie that is serving salmonella with a side of dysentery as their only meal.The
Phewwwwwwww

[Gee]

Sugar, not a clue where the stray " The " came from, could have been thesaurus I spose.

[emmajoy]

.. and here i was praying to know all about that just before prepping food for the weekend! The the is the bane of the thesaurus and its odd structure! :)

[kitty]

Witty, down to earth piece. Enjoyed it, thanks!

[Gee]

Thank you Kitty

[Elizabeth]

Love your sense of humor. The witty writing had me smiling throughout :)

[Gee]

Thank you..

[Elizabeth]

You're welcome :)

[angel]

LOVE IT! Just the thimg. Great work, Gee.

[Gee]

Thank you Angel. Seems stoopid goes down better than sensibubble :))

[Onlyme]

LOL, good one Gee, you should be a comedian. Your ace at theses. A great sense of humour.

[Gee]

Thanks Dawn, enjoy rattling off little runners such as this

[Onlyme]

You should put a little ebook together. 😉

[Gee]

Wouldn't know where to start or have the patience to pen enough piffle to fill it :))

[Vivian Gospel]

This had me at the title. I can do for fish and chips with some ale for today's lunch. Amen.

[Gee]

Hmmm, sounds good. Cheers

[Wild Rose]

Eeee that's a reight grand tale
Al gee run an get mi fill
swilled down wi a jug o' dark brown ale
An get a bun from them Jill(s)

[Gee]

Lol, fish, chips, ale and arse.....sounds like a good night. Cheers

[Coyote Poetry]

I would enjoy this place. Sound like fun and entertaining people, good food too. I love seafood and some laughter. Thank you my friend for taking me along with you to a wild and fun place.
Coyote

[Gee]

Thank you Coyote, appreciate your reviews

[Coyote Poetry]

You are welcome my friend.

[Chris Shaw]

I have to say Gee, I am very fond of your silliness. Anything which makes me laugh is worth its weight in gold these days. Great fun.

Chris

[Gee]

Hi Christine, thank you. Hopefully drier today :))

[Chris Shaw]

Come back for a second bite. Even tastier second time around. Good morning Gee.

[Gee]

Good afternoon Christine, hope you are warm and well.

[Chris Shaw]

Certainly avoiding the black ice which coats the roads where I live. Snug as a bug:)

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Cute----
feed the Masses.....but that is meant in the sense of "big group"--not those attending service.
We just had the hosts. and that is not meant as the one serving the people.

[Gee]

Cheers Jacob...