The Unpalatable Andy WarholA Poem by GeeFunny what irritates eh ???
It wasn't the poor service
or warm wine served in lipstick stained glasses, that was annoying but acceptable, kinda. Nor was it the overly al dente veg served in chipped dishes, that I get at home, am used to, although not fond of. The couple to my left that bickered constantly, voices rising with each glass added to their bill were irksome, tiring even, but they were paying for the privilege, so... No, It was none of these. It was actually the Andy Wahol esque artwork directly over my wife's right shoulder, the colours clashing badly with her over priced, multi coloured chiffon blouse, although the picture itself not the cause of my growing annoyance. No, it was the fact that this artwork was hung, fixed, out of level. Why ? Surely to God if I could see this the staff could, yet there it was, slightly askew and ruining my meal. © 2018 GeeReviews
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StatsAuthorGeeMilton keynes, United KingdomAboutDevoted family man and lover of life. Simply written, easily understood "stuff" for those without code breaking skills. You will NEVER need Google to understand me:) more..Writing
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