One is not amused.........

Lizzie and Phil having trouble at the quacks

Prince Philip hard of hearing
and Lizzie none too well,
so off to see the doctor
her ailments for to tell.

A thorough going over
he thought he knew the cause,
Lizzie listened attentively
and then the briefest pause.

Philip whacked him on the nose
punched him on the chin,
a red mist now descended
a Greek loony from within.

"Stop it Philip, listen"
said Elizabeth Regina,
"he said one has a dicky heart
and not a cute vagina!!!!!"

Author's Note

acute angina = heart condition

Reviews

[Tom]

A right royal debacle, "One is amused" !

[Gee]

Cheers Tom