One is not amused.........

Lizzie and Phil having trouble at the quacks

Prince Philip hard of hearing
and Lizzie none too well,
so off to see the doctor
her ailments for to tell.

A thorough going over
he thought he knew the cause,
Lizzie listened attentively
and then the briefest pause.

Philip whacked him on the nose
punched him on the chin,
a red mist now descended
a Greek loony from within.

"Stop it Philip, listen"
said Elizabeth Regina,
"he said one has a dicky heart
and not a cute vagina!!!!!"

Author's Note

acute angina = heart condition

Reviews

[alifeacoustic]

Ha ha. Excellent Gee. Made me laugh. Nice one.

[Gee]

Cheers,glad it raised a chortle.Thank you

[Winslow Des Totes]

I literally "lol'ed" very good job! I personally have the hardest time writing humorous poems so hats off to you for accomplishing this difficult feat you did a tremendous job!

[Gee]

Thank you...

[Winslow Des Totes]

You're very welcome :)

[JulianaSun]

hahaha! So funny. My favorite part was definitely the last stanza. The word play is so brilliant. Thumbs up !!

J

[Gee]

Thanks J,a quick silly one

[jeannemarie coulter]

clever and well written...i enjoyed reading and pondering this one

[Gee]

Thank you..

[Robert]

Gee I liked this it was very good and witty.

[Gee]

Thank you ..

[terry smith]

Very amusing!! you have quite the wit!!

[Gee]

Thanks...........

[KWP]

hahahahaha ... cute vagina indeed :)

how the heck did he get that confused ...

nice funny love it X

[Gee]

Thank you ma'am,glad you liked

[Eliot Knight]

that was really funny, haha good use of word play, cheers!

[Gee]

Thanks.......

[GreenShoes]

I like reading your poetry, Gee, it makes me feel good! :)))))

[Gee]

What a lovely thing to say,thank you..

[Valentine]

I am not into this type of writing, but read it as I am crazy about the British Isles. Funny yes. I loved the picture of your dog. Valentine

[Gee]

Thanks Kathie,the dog(Jake)is a beauty