One is not amused.........

One is not amused.........

A Poem by Gee
"

Lizzie and Phil having trouble at the quacks

"
Prince Philip hard of hearing
and Lizzie none too well,
so off to see the doctor
her ailments for to tell.

A thorough going over
he thought he knew the cause,
Lizzie listened attentively
and then the briefest pause.

Philip whacked him on the nose
punched him on the chin,
a red mist now descended
a Greek loony from within.

"Stop it Philip, listen"
said Elizabeth Regina,
"he said one has a dicky heart
and not a cute vagina!!!!!"

© 2018 Gee


Author's Note

Gee
acute angina = heart condition

My Review

Would you like to review this Poem?
Login | Register




Reviews

Gee, you should have fencing put round you and a blue plaque placed on your house. :)
(I bet this review confuses any non Brit reader, but to alleviate that confusion, the blue plaques are for the famous and those deemed national treasures)

Posted 8 Years Ago


Gee

8 Years Ago

LOL, I'll get onto the borough council.....Cheers Nemo
Well done, Gee. A cute story line. Damned if I couldn't hear the old girl telling that tale around the dinner table. Good write.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Gee

8 Years Ago

Oh if only.....Cheers Ted
Im back 2 minutes and this one......made me laugh! Thank you :)

Some great flow and tone here much like a Limerick.


Posted 8 Years Ago


Gee

8 Years Ago

Cheers Troy
As a former medical photographer, this reminds me of some of the incredible puns that used to be bandaged (sorry, I meant bandied) about at work. Gee (whizz) this was much verse.
Don't hit me!!!
Norman



Posted 8 Years Ago


Gee

8 Years Ago

I appreciate the review Norman,any review good,bad or indifferent is welcomed.Unlike some on here I .. read more
[send message][befriend] Subscribe
.
Very funny, Gee. Well Done. I sure hope this doesn't get to Buckingham Palace! Haha.

Posted 8 Years Ago


Gee

8 Years Ago

Cheers,thanks for reading
Ha ha, a fun poem with a great punchline!

Posted 8 Years Ago


Gee

8 Years Ago

Cheers......
As I ,The Queen sits here doing nothing idle, living off the tax payer I say how did you know I had a cute vagina!! Where is security! Then we all wanted a public! I mean republic! Off with her head! Sorry gee got carried away in all this excited seriousness.:)

Posted 8 Years Ago


Gee

8 Years Ago

Lol,cheers mate
Entertaining, both rhyme and content.
Appreciate the smile, Gee!

Posted 9 Years Ago


Gee

9 Years Ago

Cheers Jimmy
Amusing somewhat...but I was a bit put off by the subject matter..to me it is bad taste to mock our Queen

Posted 9 Years Ago


daninstockholm

9 Years Ago

do pardon my intrusion, but this intrigues me,, what other topics do you consider off limits for art.. read more
Gee

9 Years Ago

I tend to agree ,we all come into the world the same way,leave pretty much the same way,status,title.. read more
daninstockholm

9 Years Ago

life is the fodder for art, as such no subject should be taboo, otherwise we end up with censorship,.. read more
i dunno, mate,, i've never written a humourous poem,, i did write one, styled after Dr. Seuss, i wrote it about Bush and his illegal wars and all the lying,, I'm not sure I'm brave enough to post it here, lol,, but YOU can write humourous poems, and you do it very well!

Posted 9 Years Ago


Gee

9 Years Ago

Cheers Dan,post it.....

Share This
Email
Facebook
Twitter
Request Read Request
Add to Library My Library
Subscribe Subscribe


Stats

1905 Views
41 Reviews
Rating
Added on May 24, 2015
Last Updated on September 9, 2018
Tags: )vagina, Prince(not the pop people, Queen

Author

Gee
Gee

Milton keynes, United Kingdom



About
Devoted family man and lover of life. Simply written, easily understood "stuff" for those without code breaking skills. You will NEVER need Google to understand me:) more..

Writing

Related Writing

People who liked this story also liked..